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    Ourlads' Mock Draft

    I could put a bunch of player names on my floor, call out team names, then have my dog take a crap on a player and it would be as accurate as Mayock.
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    B/R: 10 Reasons the Dallas Cowboys Need to Replace Tony Romo

    We absolutely must be proactive in getting Romo's heir on the team and beginning the grooming process. That said, Cam Newton...no. Also, any article that calls Marion Barber one of the most talented running backs in the league reeks of homer shit.
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    NFL.com writer: Five of top six Cowboys draft busts picked during Jerry Jones era

    I remember in Boys will be Boys, when Shante Carver showed up in camp, even the other players knew he would be a bust. They ragged on him for having no heart, and never hustling.
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    Cowboys can't afford to be players in free agency

    It doesn't matter. I'm sure just as Jerry is about to take his last breath, someone will cure dying.
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    How Cowboys owner Jerry Jones may have angered players, NFLPA

    Guarnteed. Jerry is a clown. I bet he sprayed Peyton Manning with seltzer water and threw a pie in Drew Brees' face.
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    Magnitude 8.9 earthquake in Japan

    Amazing footage.
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    The Great Alcohol Thread

    a great beer:
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    The Great Alcohol Thread

    when drinking shitty beer:
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    How Cowboys owner Jerry Jones may have angered players, NFLPA

    Is it too late to switch teams?
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    The Great Alcohol Thread

    Wins on name alone.
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    The Great Alcohol Thread

    Wins on name alone.
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    The Great Alcohol Thread

    Spend enough time in northern Mexico...things happen.
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    Panthers more likely to hold pick, take Newton

    Leaf was not a 1st overall. JaMarcus Russell is in fact the Mount Olympus of terrible 1st picks.
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    Adrian Peterson lashes out at NFL owners

    Every few months, a black dude in some walk of life compares something to slavery. Its old hat.
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    The Great Alcohol Thread

    Jack Daniels taste like donkey ejaculate to me..but to each their own.
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