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I'm pretty sure I just saw Ed Reed pushing a shopping cart down the street in front of where I work. He had on a camoflauge jacket that looked to be from the Vietnam War era.

Jerry has to be seeing $$$ when he sees Johnny Football. Why do you think he drafted Escobar? To sell jerseys to Texas's huge Hispanic population. Do you think he gives a shit about taking another tight end in the second round when we had huge holes elsewhere? Fuck no. It's all about conning...

I was at Mardi Gras 7 years ago and a gay guy offered me $50 if I let him give me a blow job in a Porta John. I'm not gay, but $50 is $50. jk, I said no

I wonder if there will be a lawsuit.

Ok, it doesn't say Cowboys but $100 says the teacher was a Cowboys fan. Wanna bet? Didn't think so. 300 fistfights BEAUMONT - 12-year-old Reginald Wells says something happened Friday between him and one of his teachers at Willie Ray Smith Middle School that still blows his mind. "The...

No, Hitler killed the Jews because he was a racist.

FIFY #dbair

Tavon is dead!

I tricked you!

He is. He's a con artist. Just like Jerry.

I don't think many jerseys will be sold after this year. Before, a Cowboys jersey said to the world "Hey, I'm stupid." Now it says "Hey, I should be put in a home for retarded people."

That's sick.

DALLAS—Claiming he wanted to “go get himself” a closer look at the action, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones wandered out onto the field during his team’s game against the Philadelphia Eagles Sunday, joining huddles, advising players, and berating officials. “We’ve gotten pretty used to Jerry always...

There aren't many things in the world that suck worse than domes.

That's why I said this: You need to learn how to read, dawg! On top of that, the tour guide was a cheesey old man who was full of details no one fucking cares about. Just a big waste of time.

No you.

Our owner knows more about football than Jerry does.

No one axed you.