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:lol I learned it from Facebook, so I feel ya

Jason & Jerry at the Super Bowl. Probably just scouting for next season

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I won a $5 prop bet on Phillip Seymour Hoffman dying.

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Hey Hos, I have a question. When you get off of a chair, does it sigh in relief?

Cydnee sounds like a fat girl's name

Thank god we're broke or jerry would give this guy a 7 year 90 million extension.

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I call my toilet paper "Dbair wipes".

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Same here. I used to change my schedule around Cowboy games. Didn't miss a game from probably 1991 through 2010. Now I'm still watching, but if it gets out of control I'll turn it off and go do something fun and less depressing.

How much time does it take to put this stuff together, OP? It's appreciated, considering we know you probably have many ornery shitters to deal with at the apartment complex.

Two months of hot combine action. I can't wait!

You forgot to mention the day AFTER the draft, where Dallas fans scratch their heads trying to figure out why we took a corner from East Saginaw Valley Jesuit in the 3rd round.

Contract extension for Nick Hayden.

STFU, Stephanie Tanner.

She's kinda hot. Too bad she had a kid and tainted her twat.

I like every puck but the 4th round FB.