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a five year old with no nintendo and shoes made out of old boards and duct tape.

:lol you had to wait until 1988 to get a Nintendo? Your family was poor.

:lol Clubber Lang. Wait...

Even with so much time still left in the pre-draft evaluation process, it's already looking like the Houston Texans would be foolish to not draft Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel with the first overall pick. Manziel has made it known that he would love to remain in his home state as a pro...

SEGA CD is pretty dope, dudes.

I just love that Dallas always gets blasted for passing on Moss but not the other 20 teams that also did.

I think more people are killed by hippos per year than lions, rhinos and elephants combined.

Zing.

If I'm a team in the top 5 and need a QB, I take him. If he girs hell hit big, plus sell tons of tickets and merch.

I still don't get the headache stuff with Manziel. As long as he keeps his partying below Vince Young standards, and gets with the right coach and system, he should be fine. His teammates and opponents all laud his on-field fire and work ethic.

Over under on how many matchbox cars Jon still plays with. I'll set it at 50.

:lol this made my day

By shot gun Jon means giant black dildo with a gyrating head.

Dbair wishes you were dumb as a box of cocks.

Jaws has turned into a moron the last few years. Aside, Manziel gone by pick 4.

Matt Johnson runs a 4.58 in his sleep. Unfortunately at the end his hamstrings explode.

He was great as Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock

Seattle may release Red Bryant in a cap move. I'd grab him. Texas guy may want to come home.

Even if he is sitting at 16, gotta assume Jerry outsmarts himself and reaches or trades down.

:lol