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But .. but .. his mother was a crack ho, so he's off the hook.

NYC-based company says Cowboys WR Dez Bryant is ducking another lawsuit Cowboys WR Dez Bryant will have more on his mind on Sunday when he heads to New Jersey to play the Giants. The mercurial playmaker is facing another legal battle, this time in the backyard of his team’s bitter rival...

I don't see an option for "tucked penis."

Yeah, that's what I said.

Let's be honest: You could take Randy White's worst plays and make him look like a piece of shit too, but Costa appears to need more time in the weight room or something.

Two mediocre teams will be meeting Sunday night. Not much to analyze. The only suspense will be the condition of Tony's hand.

That's been derailed, apparently. All those shortcomings in one human being = scumbag.

You don't need to commit a crime to reach scumbag level. People always defended TO by saying, "Yeah, well at least he's never been arrested!" Big deal.

Sued to pay his jewelry bills; sued to pay back rent; stiffed fans at an autograph show at the last minute; getting into trouble at shopping malls; lied to the NCAA; two children with different mothers, neither of whom he's married to; etc. Nice player; miserable human being.

Scumbag signs with scumbag. Sounds right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVuftihUQX4 who will the hero be this time?

Well that's what they want you to think. In reality, Bob's the one trying them on. I'm just shocked that people still go to a store to buy or rent porn. Do they not get the Internet in Japan?

It's a country where you can purchase used panties from a vending machine. She kinda hot, too. What a waste.

I'm gonna smash this guy's record. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=znQUVa9zFf4

Better headline: "Megalomaniac sees nothing wrong with his actions; lackey head coach concurs"

What did I ever do to you other than frame you for murder? Jeez.

Merry Christmas you knuckleheads.

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No conflict with Skins-Eagles now. Cool.

I predicted 9-7 in August, but only based on the soft schedule and Romo staying healthy. Whoever wins the East ain't that good anyway.