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You'd think that someone who plays football for a living would know a little bit about the history of the game. And not ancient history, either.

No kidding. You needn't have grown up as a Dallas fan to know who Dorsett and Walker were. Jeez.

"Who is this Emmitt Smith you speak of?"

"Joe Montana? Never heard of him."

SP doesn't adopt that Zonish "Why must you hate the team?!" mentality. He may be a brainwashed lib, but that's an entirely different problem.

Meh. Just camp bodies.

Did you read what I wrote above? Ir wasn't our fault that NFL Films paid us that compliment; it was our fault for running with it to sell products and whatnot. You only put a bigger bullseye on your back when you do so. The Cowboys should have laughed at the NFL Films title and left it at that.

Yes, I'm well aware of the genesis of the term. The problem wasn't that NFL Films bestowed it upon us; the problem is that Tex and Jones embraced it and exploited it for marketing reasons. Many people have told Kate Beckinsale that she is beautiful, but she doesn't vainly walk around in a...

True, but we didn't run away from it, either. Landry always saw it as a burden.

Maybe the players don't care, but the fans and management sure do. Jerry has gone to court to trademark the nickname, and he even sells products bearing that label. And whenever the media tries to dub this or that club as the "new" or "real" America's Team, Dallas fans (see: Zoners) predictably...

I dunno. Maybe because the Redskins and Eagles don't arrogantly call themselves America's Team. When you do so, you set yourself up for ridicule when things don't work out on the field. I don't recall. But the Gmen don't boast about being from NY, so the "Big Apple" jibe wouldn't make sense.

Not quite. Tisch was mocking our "America's Team" moniker, which is worthy of contempt if you're not a Dallas fan.

Three days in and I'm already sick of him. He embarrassed himself with the "glory hole" nonsense, picked an unnecessary fight with the Giants, and was admittedly MIA during Dez's latest troubles. This team is in the very best of hands.

Yep. He needed 24 hours to come up with a lame cover story.

Jerry's sticking to his "tough guy" act. Hi-larious.

He's starting to look like that stiff in "Weekend at Bernie's." Are we sure that Jerry's still alive?

Stop panicking and overreacting you kneejerking piece of crap! Just thought I'd beat the Zone to the punch.

You never see them in a room at the same time. Hmmm.

"But .. but .. he built a new stadium and spends money on the team!" So do a shitload of other owners. That doesn't put him in their league.