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ha ha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evt9wwoiOw&feature=youtu.be

Like Ratliff won't run away with this thing? It's like asking if you'd rather sleep with Don Knotts or that dreamy Twilight vampire.

True, but I prefer to know what the score is, what quarter, and how much time is left.

He needs to press a cold washcloth against his forehead and lie down.

They remind me of the 1983-86 Cowboy teams. Talent in spots, but not enough to challenge for a championship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYEL76hFvOY&feature=youtu.be :rock

I just wish he didn't wait until Tony had a bad game to say this. If he's a lousy QB, that would have been so last summer, too. Yet Joe remained silent. As for Jerry, well, we already knew that.

Either he was hacked a second time or he has a screw loose. And I seriously doubt that Tony felt he had cum on his face.

"What if I took up golf full-time?"

Yet you complained that no one but Ware is capable of getting sacks. That would seem to imply a deficiency at the DL/LB position.

Not even in the trenches? At safety? Special teams?

he likes to play the contrarian

Jerry's biggest fuckup was not interviewing candidates other than Garrett (think Harbaugh) after Red's abbreviated season as HC. Nor am I MMQBing this. I said the exact same thing at the Zone when Garrett was given the job permanently, sans real competition during the interview process. But...

Norm reminded us that Murray's first run was for 11 yards. The next 10 times we ran the ball, we gained a total of 1 yard.

Jerry: Hurricane Katrina "light drizzle"

lol no kidding. I nearly chocked on Bob's cock when he praised Scandrick as a "playmaker."

No problem. He'll just fill seats via college football games, soccer matches, boxing matches, music concerts, ultimate fighting, etc.

He's getting richer (thanks, Victoria's Secret!) no matter who fills the stadium, so what does he care?

Never doubt me again.