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scratch a lib, find a fascist oh, and remove that Redskins bumper sticker too. it offends Chief Crunchesthenumbers down in accounting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUqGUYYco1k we never score easy TDs like this

And yet Tim Tebow's pro-life commercial was rejected. Interesting.

Time for Jerry to remind us that he has Mama Brown's blessings. Because after all, she knows what's best for the team.

Hmmm. So if I went to Safeway's bakery department and asked them to make me an erotic cake for a bachelor party, they'd have to comply?

we are so fucked

dibs on his scrotum

The Lee news would have depressed me to no end if we were a threat to do anything this year, but instead I'm all "meh."

i think he's still at CZ sprinkling homer pixie dust over everything

oh, of course

please cite players that Jon can remember

CZ won't know how to spin this. On the one hand, Lee got hurt again, and that sucks. On the other hand, OMG MARTIN IS A BEAST!!!

deja vu

"Tell Kristie .. her videos suck." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F91a7u74aUk

Murdering every decent looking broad in the US would help my chances of becoming Miss America

Megatron could not be reached for comment.

you can't have "spontaneous" anal sex. you always gotta prepare for it (enemas). seems like a drag.