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Not as good as Tony .. and Tony wasn't good enough either.

I like Goose, but no way the Jets are the worst team in the league. They weren't last year and have only gotten better.

The Los Angeles Rams, Minnesota Vikings and Philadelphia Eagles all won division titles last season. Minnesota and Philadelphia reached the NFC title game and the Eagles went on to win the Super Bowl. All are better on paper now than when they walked off the field after their final games of...

is that a year or a zip code?

Jeez, I don't remember this at all. Maybe it was just regional. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q1YCuUUzyc

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Irving: will return to the team out of shape and won't have an impact till WK 7. Gregory: no expectations.

Pretty sure Roger never endorsed anything until he won a SB.

Not a franchise QB, but will be paid like one because Jerry is too lazy/stupid to find a real one.

During the lean months, I employ them to wave those flags every time I score. So far, they're well rested.

Signed a five year contract and wants a do over after two years. Fuck off.

How much do the faggy fake cowboys who wave flags after every touchdown make?

Every year it's the same fucking thing. We can never enter a season with optimism or without controversy. Fuck your daughter and gf problems you piece of shit.

My nephews don't root for specific teams, only individual players to win their fantasy league. :facepalm

I make DVDs with my sweetheart. We started out 4x3 but had to go 16x9 in recent years.

If they weren't re-aired, we'd have to adjust the tracking on our dusty VCRs to enjoy these games. That's how long it's been. Thanks Jerry.

Twill: I'm Terrance Williams of the Dallas Cowboys, Officer: Oh man, you fucking suck. Twill: I know.

Nope. They still need him, so expect to see him on the field.

Right, because they've been stingy with #55 in the past. :facepalm