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Something tells me you'd like the comedian, Anthony Jeselnik. He is my favorite.

Lol

Unfortunately, YES, we'd have to give Jerry credit. But hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day. (I fucking HATE jerry jones)

Sheik. I don't know why. What is the OLDEST woman you've been with?

Which means they'll beat us both times next season.

I just got over that fear last year. Even then, I still don't go take a crap in a public restroom unless it's a "one-hitter".

That was funny. I did. Did anyone else ever masturbate thinking of one of their mom's friends?

If this poll was done on Cowboysown.com, one of the options would read "I immediately prayed to our almighty God for a speedy recovery". bunch of gays over there...and Hostile is the "bear"

Dude is a bust. Straight up. Can't even stay healthy.

I've been wanting Garrett to be our coach since '92.

I went to Seattle this year. That stadium is the exact Same demographic as ours, but EVERY SINGLE PERSON STANDS THE ENTIRE GAME AND FUCKING CHEERS. It was deafening at times. I mean LOUD! I screamed my head off when we were on defense. That whole day was fun. Weed is legal. I saw a...

The whole "it's too big to be loud " excuse is invalid. I've been to 2 Big 12 championship games there. It was loud as fuck. While Cowboys fans suck normally, the eagles game this year was actually rocking!!

He said it stood out. He was a young retard. When he asked to search my car, I should have said No, but I know how that goes as far as time's concerned. I was pulled over for speeding, which is not probable cause or even reasonable suspicion. I hate cops.

I have totally done the whole "are you arresting me officer, or am I free to go?" bit a few times. I NEVER let the police search my car..EVER. The main reason is last year I got pulled over by a state trooper en route to Abilene. He asked to search my car, I said OK. He finds nothing and...

I took a point off because it was 3 hours, which wasn't mixing well with the bottle of Jack Daniels we snuck in. :)

Django Unchained..9/10 The dialogue is great. I love how Tarantino does his kill scenes. Overly-dramatic, with TONS of blood. The actor portraying the German (also in Inglorious Basterds) is PHENOMENAL! Great, great movie.

I will help Doug "check out my rollerblades" Free pack myself. Free of charge.

No, seriously that movie was fucked up. I realize the actress is like 20, but the fact she was portraying a 12 yr old just made me feel fucking uncomfortable. Wait, did I just cuss? And get away with it? Fuck, i already love this forum. Thanks to Tupperware for the invite!!

God communicates with us every time he appears in a tortilla in Mexico. Duh.

Saw it. Talk about uncomfortable in some scenes.