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They fought. They scratched. They clawed. Sitting in direct sunlight for the best part of 4 hours while watching the Cowboys would make anyone irritable.

How bad do we have to be to have a shot at drafting Myles Garrett?

5. The ex-Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson (I know it's soccer but hear me out) always used to defend his players in public and then give them his patented 'hairdryer' treatment once they got back to the locker room. Maybe Garrett tore Williams a new asshole in the locker room, but he...

'I thought the sun was pretty good out there today.' If it wasn't said by Jerry I'd have thought this had to be from The Onion or something.

'Nothing in the area of a setback or would show concern.' Until the first time he gets crushed under the weight of a DL.

'It's fine, but not fine.' OK Jerry, thanks for clearing that up.

Props to Wilcox there. For once.

Running game looks better with Dak under center and RB lined up behind him.

Do you want some Mayowa with that Eli?

Scandrick back in.

Come on Eli, you can do it, throw us another INT.

Anyone got any ketchup?

If Carr or Claiborne get an interception I'll eat my skiddy underpants.

Brown now playing slot corner.

Scandrick looked gimpy on that long throw to Beckham.

Cowboys inactives for week 1 - Romo, Swanson, Jackson, Frazier, Nzeocha, Leary and Tapper. Any surprises there?

As always I'm left hoping for the best but expecting the worst.

And if the Saints had lost on the Monday night we still would have made the play-offs as a 7-9 team. Just imagine that, Babe Laufenberg starting in a play-off game. Makes me shudder. Still, one good thing came out of his shitty play - Jimmy went and got Steve Buerlein to back up Troy and save...

Just been on Pro Football Reference to check his stats from 1990. Jesus wept, he was worse than I remember! 24-67-279-1TD-6INT QBR 16.9

Babe Laufenberg. I win. Close thread.