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  1. theoneandonly

    Something is wrong with this list

    Lot of people read the site that dont have the stones to come in here.
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    What Ezekiel Elliott did is simply wrong, and pattern of behavior indicates trouble ahead

    Its obvious Elliott is never going to be performing surgery of any kind, but this is a mountain out of a mole hill. Lets hope the current trend of idiocy and immaturity changes before something that gets him suspended happens.
  3. theoneandonly

    Signings and the rumors of signings

    Because a few lane brained idiots in the FO thought the were hurting a division rival and helping the team at the same time. Egirls are probably still laughing about this, they know Carroll blows.
  4. theoneandonly

    DeMarcus Ware announces his retirement

    Thank god. Didnt want him hanging on for a check, embarrassing himself in the process, and contributing nothing in the 6-8 games he would actually play. Already pissed money away on Nolan Carroll.
  5. theoneandonly

    Signings and the rumors of signings

    One less vaginal sprain to worry about this year.
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    Tony Romo trade/future speculation thread

    Ugh, once the draft is over I will be visiting the Zone a minimum. The fans boys are busy taking up for Romo who was called great by possibly the most useless talking head in the business Babe Laufenburg. Seriously is there anybody who knows less and whose opinions are more useless than that...
  7. theoneandonly

    Tony Romo trade/future speculation thread

    Jerry only has a pair because he cant be fired just like a Supreme Court Judge. Worse than that, half the time the alcohol is doing the deciding and talking.
  8. theoneandonly

    The one and only Jaylon (Gimp) Smith thread

    Dont buy the front office spin as they try and save face. Ex Patriot doctor scoffed at the idea the other day of him playing effectively, or lasting the season with a brace.
  9. theoneandonly

    Tony Romo trade/future speculation thread

    Jerry couldnt have fucked this up any worse if he tried. "Hey lets do right by Romo" Gee an extra pick wouldnt have come in handy at all between rounds 2-4 amiright? I mean those holes in the secondary are going magically plug themselves as long as Tony is good.
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    Doug Free Considering Retirement - DID retire!

    Chaz Green for about 3 plays, until he suffers a vaginal sprain.
  11. theoneandonly

    Cowboys come to terms with former A&M star DE Damontre Moore

    This guy literally doesnt have the brains to come in out of the rain. Been cut at least a few times for doing stupid shit. Bet u a 5 spot he doesnt make it to Oxnard.
  12. theoneandonly

    Veteran cornerback Nolan Carroll agrees to terms with Cowboys

    Carroll is a steaming pile and monumental waste of 10 million if he plays out the contract. Meanwhile the inept 4skins signed a guy who would have been a nice get in Benny Logan.
  13. theoneandonly

    Signings and the rumors of signings

    If they can get a haul for him, of course they'll deal him. Belicheat knows he is nothing special, a product of their system who will fall on his face when he leaves. I think thats why they are doing all this wheeling and dealing because they know they are about fuck somebody like the Browns...
  14. theoneandonly

    Signings and the rumors of signings

    Nobody else is picking the trash we left at the curb in Claiborne, so you can expect Jerry to throw money at him too.
  15. theoneandonly

    Signings and the rumors of signings

    This guy cant play dead. A horrible panic move.
  16. theoneandonly

    Signings and the rumors of signings

    Wait til they fuck Cleveland out of all kinds of picks on Garrapolo. Recoup all the picks they have used then some.
  17. theoneandonly

    2017 NFL Free Agency

    Heard they introduced him standing on a man hole cover, because thats about how much range he has.
  18. theoneandonly

    Signings and the rumors of signings

    Cutler will make a great tackling dummy while they tank for Darnold. Jet fan will love his chronic "I dont give a shit" face.
  19. theoneandonly

    2017 NFL Free Agency

    Heard he puled a muscle answering his cell phone about the release.
  20. theoneandonly

    Signings and the rumors of signings

    You have my permission to hit Jerry over the head with a a shovel while your at it. It was his verbal diarrhea that set off this idiotic chapter in the sad book of his GM tenure.
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