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http://www.dallascowboysuniverse.com/showthread.php?7765-Answer-the-question-above-you&p=168227&viewfull=1#post168227 Slash or Joe Satriani?

Thunder. Axl Rose or Slash?

How do they know Middy's ex-girlfriends? J/k. He never had any girlfriends.

Crooked eye. Besides not being halitosis,it has the added benefit of you being able to claim you thought she was talking to somebody else. Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?

Well played,sir. I can't believe you got no props for this. Once again proving there is no end to my asskissery.

I didn't know,but I e-mailed them right away. Could you 2 PM me your real names? Cause the story's not as funny with your screen names. Plus,you know,Facebook n shit. Ex-stripper or ex-nun?

Yes. Knowing how and doing it are not the same thing. Paper or plastic?

It's a shame that some of Romo's best works are overshadowed by pooch screws. Yes,I know some were his own fault,but he did not call the TO in Az,fumble the game clincher away vs NO(fuck you Roy Williams.No,the other one.),or give up gazillion yd TD runs twice against Baltimore,etc. The guy's a...

Don't forget American Graffiti and the Indiana Jones movies.AG wasn't bad & 2 of the 4 Jones movies didn't suck. Coming soon:Indiana Jones 5.Oh yeah,it's happening;http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1462764/

"A hunting we will go"lol Seriously,though,that would be sweet.

Depending on the jury,that should work. Don't have to have Matthew McConaughey for your lawyer,do you?

I wish Jerry no harm and want to help the authorities find his killer. /saves edited screenshot for trial

Undisclosed illness=double tap w/Smith&Wesson

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I know,right? Especially when you could post a 1500 word diatribe about your nobility,manliness and the time you saved those orphan kittens out of the burning school bus about to go off a bridge and land on a car load of civil rights workers? So,what are you waiting for?

Good choices. It's times like these that make me sad that RoyTheHammer didn't apply himself towards the goal of making mod. He would have never made it,of course,but think how much more cool shit there would have been to kick his ass over.

I may have to change to something. Soon there won't be any forums members who can recall when we won Super Bowls. Kids:Six,tell us about the time when the Cowboys weren't just a bunch of limberdicks who postured in training camp and actually won NFC and NFL titles. Me:(In old codger...

Wow,a guy gets his name in red letters,he thinks he knows everything.* But yeah,me saying Goose is the anti-Spags kinda implies he'd be right,mostly. Spags is only right when it's okay with His Majesty,King Razorback. *Congrats on that ,BTW.

Eh,Goose is the anti-Spags. If the Boys went 19-0 and won the Super Bowl in a 75 point blowout,Goose would say,"That one guy didn't use the proper blocking technique on Murray's second 99 yard TD run,there's no way they repeat!!!". As mentioned above,Romo's ability to keep a play alive had a lot...