Adam Carolla used to do a bit on Loveline called 'Germany or Florida' where they would read a news story and callers had to guess where it was from. Good stuff.
Oh...and Seth Myers should never crack you up.
The question I have is:
Why were you two nellies furniture shopping together? Did you go straight for scones and tea after leaving Pier One, or did you go to Bed Bath & Beyond first?