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idk maybe holla

beer guts and man tits - MACHO

the fall of Rome is just a bullshit go-to popular meme for Christian Conservatives to go to when they want to convince the rest of the world that we either live by their arbitrary "morals" (or whatever bullshit they're pimping at the moment) or we're destined to become chinese slaves and America...

meanwhile, the ravens just re-signed mckinnie two weeks ago http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2013/05/02/ravens-re-sign-ot-mckinnie/ and might have to cut him now because he's in terrible shape....again http://www.baltimorebeatdown.com/2012/6/16/3091252/could-ravens-cut-bryant-mckinnie...

that's actually not what it means I think. What it means is we wanted to cut him, but it doesn't make sense to considering his salary. A salary which I wish people would remind themselves was reacted to OVERWHELMINGLY favorably to by Cowboys fans (if anyone wants to argue that point go find a...

thought his salary was like 7.8 mil or something. so he was basically halved.

scipio I want to give you a gold star for being the only conservative on here who has ANY idea what the difference between the debt and deficit is. but I can't, so I'll just give you this. you're welcome.

dbairLOL

When conservatives play soccer huge biceps

well at least he's off the street then. he'll rot and die eventually. like the good book says, vengeance belongs to Jah, so I'm not worried about it.

either way he dies. your way sounds a lot less painful than what's going to happen to a baby-murderer in prison (hopefully).

SLIGHTLY LESS HEAVY THINGS OBVIOUSLY

gentlemen you had my curiosity now you have my attention

i may not be able to lift things that are as heavy but at least I don't go deaf while doing it. #liberalwinning

yeah but it evens out because I have a huge dick and liberals are way smarter (source: scientific studies)

awwww someone's embarassed. :)

Did you plagiarize this or did you write it yourself? I'm too lazy to check plus I have to go pick up my obamaphone.

....if Stephen had killed Felix - "OMG WHY GIVE HIM BULLETIN BOARD MATERIAL" I'm assuming they have bulletin boards in the trainers room.

I've never heard that tagline for Cheetos.

http://www.forbes.com/2011/05/25/decline-and-fall-of-the-american-empire.html ok I'll do it for you.