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Christian Super Bowl party that showed up on my news feed. Looks rad! This will be an informal gathering to watch the SuperBowl and spend time with friends. Games and conversation will be alternate activities. Come and share some snacks with us.

How many chicks have Flea and Anthony Keatus banged? It's in the thousands a piece. They've been around forever.

What I got you gotta give it to your momma.

Sorry, I'm gonna have to miss this gay halftime show. I bought a bunch of energy saving light bulbs at Sam's and I'm about to go outside and throw all the old ones in the parking lot next door and hear them explode. How I was raised.

So is the theme "America Is Fucking Awesome" for this Super Bowl?

I wish that hand would pick up Cowboys Stadium and then throw it hard on the ground breaking it in pieces.

For some reason I want a Pepsi right now.

I picked up Mason Barack from his grandparents house at the start of the game and he just now stopped crying.

Ok I'm here

There too many posters here he would rather see another team. Nothing ever make some people happy.

You watch. If this game is close look for Denver to get a lot of calls.

So Peyton is a big phony. I can believe that. I liked it better when the Cowboys played in the Super Bowl. What about you guys?

Oh you've met him or heard stories? He really plays the part of the "Aw shucks I'm just a good ole boy playin' some quarterback here!" really well. He's so god damn corny.

I'm about to shove a rabbid hot poker up your ass.

Who is it then?

I'd sure do it.

I wasn't aware any Rule that my YouTube videos I post had to be funny. That's why I rarely Post here these days.

Charlotte is fucking hot.

In the Gif (second to last picture) everyone in the room has a blank look on their faces except for Jerry, who is screaming for Jason to call a timeout. When I played madden starting back when I was 11 or 12 I knew to call timeout in those situations.

I want you to say 5,000 Hail Marys in a row for that. Starting now. You remember what happened last time you didn't finish your Hail Marys. Don't make me tell everyone.