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True story: I went to basic training with a guy like this. He would lay in his bunk and dig funk from around his crotch, pop it in his mouth, and while chewing this he'd go after funk from his ass. It was EXACTLY like this woman. He'd pull it out, inspect it, roll it around, sniff it, then...

The Texans...can I say that here?

http://blog.azcardinals.com/2011/02/08/closing-in-on-a-dc/ Closing in on a DC Posted by Darren Urban on February 8, 2011 – 2:43 pm It’s amazing, the speed of today’s media and info being thrown out there so quickly in a story such as the Cardinals’ pursuit of a defensive coordinator. There...

I had to rewind and play it again because it caught me by surprise. I didn't figure there was any way in hell he'd turn down a coordinator job. Maybe Winicki nailed it? I've heard several times that Ryan might very well be one and done here in Dallas and the chance to grab the reins after...

For what it's worth, Sirius NFL just reported that he's accepted the job with the Cowboys. If that's inaccurate, don't blame me...blame Schein and co.

Which idiot thought that bringing the Black Eyed Peas would be a good idea? I know they wanted to get away from the irrelevant oldsters, but bringing in this "band," which obviously relies HEAVILY on studio wizardry to make them what they are, was a big mistake. This is just awful, and I'm...

Jesus Christ, what an abortion. I'd rather sit through a Springsteen halftime show.

Damn...Hendrix played guitar left-handed. GG, Chevy...

I don't get it. Are you saying that Lee hasn't had problems with staying on the field? What, exactly, is the argument here?

Has Edarem made it to this thread yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ock

Man, what the hell? Combining a pasty, leg-hiking tubbo with video taping through a frigging screen and the, oh god, the sound effects and it about drove me out of my mind.

I really hope that's the case. When Parcells called them a dumb group of players several years back though, I got a headache that hasn't quite gone away.

I'm down for more of these "crazy" looks, but I really worry about the ability of these players to pick up a more exotic (esoteric?) defense. Not many on that side of the ball have shown themselves to be shining beacons of intelligence and I wonder if Ryan is gonna end up having to rip a few...

lol Damn. I knew he was bad, but hooo-oooly shit.

Yeah, she's fug as hell. I remember being infatuated with her when she was in The Mask and maybe Charlie's Angels, but she's taken a serious nosedive since then.

Should be /thread right here. And I don't buy the "well, other teams have GMs and they suck" argument. It's a ridiculous deflection that doesn't address the issue of whether or not THIS TEAM can move forward successfully with Jerry Jones acting as his own GM. We've got damn near two decades...

Maggie Effing Gyllenhaal. For the life of me, I cannot figure out what it is about her that appeals to anyone that has the power of sight. A website I read calls her "The Sad Turtle," and that's as apt a description as I can think of. Bitch ruined The Dark Knight for me.

What he should do is have his coaches simply pretend that they DIDN'T win those 6 games and instead went 0-16. This is a fine motivational tactic used by many premier football minds.

Damn...what a depressing day. It irks me that I'm going to have to root for Green Bay but I think they have a pretty good shot at taking down the Steelers.