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Hooo-ooooly shit, guys. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that watching an hour and a half of Danny McBride intentionally overacting and speaking in the worst British/Georgian hybrid accent while pimping an enormous mullet and working in some truly terrible stoner jokes along with...

OK, Debbie Downer.

Hell yeah. Probably my favorite play of the entire decade and he earned a lot goodwill with me for for that.

It's great to see this thread today! I'm always hyped for the first preseason game, but this year, I'm wigging out.

I don't know that you'd necessarily be taking a flyer on a healthy Smith. He's not a superstar, but he'd be a solid #2 I think. You're right though. I doubt he does much at all for Philly this season but I STILL hope he goes elsewhere afterwards.

Christ. I was hoping he'd go to the AFC West or someplace else far away. Philly is definitely boggling my mind this off-season.

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I'm moving soon and for the first time I am strongly considering getting rid of pay TV. As it is, I watch far more streaming content (when I'm not replacing former TV time with internet surfing) than I do anything else so my satellite bill is $80 a month flushed that I'll recoup by dumping it...

You're right. I keep forgetting about the promotion rules. Though I don't know a whole lot about him, I like the idea that EBERFLUS (ahem!) might stay...guess it depends on where Ryan might go and what kind of defense the Flus would have to work with there.

This! Though I'd add the upper-middle class to this, as well. I moved into a different bracket last year and got ABSOLUTELY BLISTERED (all caps so you know I'm dead serious) when I filed. In my case especially, it most certainly did not pay to get ahead as I brought home far less this year...

It wouldn't surprise me if he's one and done. I'm concerned about who would replace him though, since anyone on staff worth anything will likely go with him. Any early candidates? Campo might still be around, so there's that.

I'm a pretty even-keeled fan, but I would've lost my shit if the Philly had signed Free.

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Reworked Contracts Give Needed Cap Help Posted by nickeatman at 8/5/2011 9:18 AM CDT on dallascowboys.com In a last-minute attempt to get under the salary cap, the Cowboys, as expected, have agreed to restructured the contracts of wide receiver Miles Austin and outside linebacker DeMarcus Ware...

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I kind of like Orton. Dude's solid but gets no love from anywhere. I wouldn't want him on my team, but he's done well whenever given the chance. Tebow, on the other hand... It'll be interesting to see where Foxie goes on this one.

I'm going to guess that the Jets will beat us pretty convincingly, but I'm going to wait until I see a few preseason games before I go full retard with that prediction.

I'd love to get the whole scoop on Choice. There doesn't seem to be any logical reason the organization does what they do in regards to him (Skins fumble aside, but I don't think that's it). Also, it's weird hearing Stephen Jones give scouting reports.

Damn. I almost feel bad for the guy. Then I look at my paycheck... Sensabaugh, GFY.

Looks like somebody already sprung for them: I never thought she was very hot, but damn....