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Both speakers rocked out tonight. Hoping for Betty White Thursday night.

Only that they suck ass in primetime games and blow them in progressively more embarrassing fashion each time. Call it the Garrett Phenomenon. I don't think it's a big deal if they lose tomorrow anyway. 10-6 will be good enough for a wildcard spot. Not the end of the world to lose against a...

lol We're 0-7 in these Sunday Night Football games, and homers are like NU UH DOESN'T MATTER CUZ IT'S A WEDNESDAY GAME! Very delusional. The oline is a wreck, no ratliff, no witten, no WR depth and Miles is 100% according to Jerry, which means his left hammy is due to explode while he's...

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Definitely better than Troy bc Romo > Aikman One had 5 pro bowl olinemen and the other has just his shoulder pads and prayer as protection.

why our team sucks from deadspin: http://deadspin.com/5940107/why-your-team-sucks-2012-dallas-cowboys My email got published (because I am hilarious), but this one definitely wins gold:

No guarantee with your mancrush Jerry running the war room, dbag. In your next fantasy, I think you should ask him to draft a center right before he pulls out to give you an eye shot.

He's done enough already. The 2008 and 2009 teams were woefully unprepared on offense in games that mattered. The 2011 season was a complete waste of a god-gifted schedule and a WIDE-OPEN NFC conference. Garrett's inexperience cost us the Cardinals, Pats, Jets, and Lions games. He also fucked up...

l-o-l dbag...err dbair...repeating the same things "jokes" over again. At least I didn't get a fake infraction this time.

So many teams are desperate at oline right now. Makes it that much more imperative to find our linemen in the draft.

This team is 2nd in the division and someone's bitch in the first round of the playoffs in a best-case scenario. Success will be if Garrett either quits or gets fired and also takes his traveling circus family with him.

We dont develop players here. Too good for that. Always have.

lol Ironic projection coming from a guy who openly pleads to get assfucked by Jerry and Garrett on a daily basis.

lol Your revisionist history is so lame. Parcells and Payton made Romo. Payton went on to work wonders for Brees too. McGee's evolution as a QB is a great reflection of Garrett's coaching ability. Shitty lifetime 3rd stringers groom other shitty lifetime 3rd stringers. Garrett failed as a QB...

Happy that Spears made the roster. Good player and a good person.

lol That's like giving credit to Barry Switzer for Aikman's play.

On the bright side, Rob Ryan is a beast, and an actual NFL-caliber coach. He has shitty players like Sensy improving, and he signed what could be the best FA pick up in the league (Carr). The defense will improve a lot this season. No thanks to Ginger, even though HC will stumble into credit...

I don't even understand what the means. McGee sucks ass. Is Garrett keeping him around bc he believes in the plight of shitty 3rd string QBs since he spent his career playing one? Excellent.

Without wasting too much time, your point is completely negated if you simply go back and look at the last administration. Bush was in office for both a great economic boom and a huge recession. It's not like businesses woke up one day were all like "yeah I am not really feeling comfortable with...

McGee survives. Tells me that Rob completely controls defensive personnel, and Jerry controls the offense. What does that leave for Ginger Howdy Doody? Well, other than stacking practices and talking in a monotoned voice, I would say not a goddamn thing. He was gifted Miles, Romo, and Witten...