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That was weird.

The same was the case with velcro. And, all of a sudden, BAM! Stuck like Chuck.

I broke a guy's palate once. Long story, but basically he let a guy sneak up behind me and hit me in the head with a bat. So, I found him and put him in the hospital. Not something I am necessarily proud of. 5 guys burgers or Blue Sky?

Peanut. Without question. Coke or Dr. Pepper?

Me. Who gives less of a shit? Me or bbgun?

On a burger, green chiles always win. Miller lite or Bud Light?

Prom night 1992. Discovery channel or History channel?

Tough one. I like Outback and Roadhouse both. I go with Roadhouse for their peanuts. We don't have a Black Angus here. Speaking of local stuff... Dairy Queen or Whataburger?

Busted knee with a nerve that got caught in the joint when the knee popped back into place. Absolutely the worse pain I have ever felt in my life. Snacks... pretzels or chips and hot sauce/queso?

Pure atheism is very lazy. Faith Person: I believe there is a God. Atheist person: Nuh uh. That's dumb.

Most likely more than the number of abortions that happen in California. White meat or dark meat (in chicken, you fags)

So you do think I'm funny. I knew you loved me. Statists. I can't stand the arrogance of most atheists. Atheists or pro-abortion people?

Santa Clause isn't real?? Fuck it all. Age you realized corny jokes like this one didn't work anymore?

Negro Modelo. Least favorite beer?

GTFO with mixed drinks. That question insults me so much I'm not asking a new one.

Math (calculus/geometry/etc.) It's never a guess. ZZ Top or CCR?

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Someone go back and count how many times SP used the term retarded in this thread. Divide that number by 1,000 and you get the IQ level you have to have to continue to use this as an insult over and over again.

MLK day. It took the place of presidents day as a state holiday day off here. Does that make me racist? Question above.

A little trimming. Completely bald would make me feel a bit too much of a pedo (no offense, bbgun) Short answers to these question, or should we give a brief explanation as to how we came up with said answer? I vote for the latter. So, that's what we will do.