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Just off the top of my head, since Garrett got here: 1) Pacman donkey punched his own security guard into a toilet 2) Barber, Dez and McCann arrested 3) Hurd became black Pablo Escobar 4) Starting NT killed his own teammate and is sitting in jail right now 5) Dez needs permission to poo...

lol "quasi criminal" like speeding through a yellow light.

Out of 32 teams in the league, and even 30 in the NBA, it's usually the same ones who have players dumb enough to repeatedly get into trouble. I'm not naive enough to think they don't all get wild but there's clearly a reason why Switzer's Cowboys were a law-breaking mess while Jimmy's Cowboys...

Don't openly question the staff.

Teams with actual discipline, a process, and accountability don't have dudes who do shit like this. Something new happens every year with team. Blame breakdown: 60% Brent's fault 30% Garrett's fault 5% Wayans brothers 5% WB Network in general

Blame it on those god damned Wayans brothers. They're like a black version of the Garrett brothers. Can't keep track of them all, but you always know that one of them is responsible when shit goes wrong.

Just want to say this is terrible news before I say that I lol'd to the $89.99 quote.

$7 million Whatever it takes.

Get er done Jerry! Norv for HC 2013!!! Don't let him slip away twice.

God talks to Pat Robertson all the time. Not guessing.

I don't think there's any way KC can fire Crennel after how well he handled this whole tragedy shitshow. The switch to Quinn helped some too I guess. They probably quietly can Pioli and call it a day.

If Pacman had just been a little more quiet when he donkey punched that bodyguard , we might have got to see him become teammates with Dez.

I've made my decision.

typically hate this cunty little bitch "writer", but hope she's right about something finally.

You pay this asshole whatever it takes to get him here if he's even giving Dallas a second of thought.

lol Do any of you even watch football? No wonder y'all loved Ginger for so long...

JJ Watt could make any coach look like a genius. He's the consummate shit disrupter. QBs are too comfy in the pocket against Dallas. They really should have fixed the dline long ago. Ryan does seem clueless overall though. Neither of these coaches (OC and DC) have shown an ability to adjust...

These guys have no fear of losing their job. They come back after injury and immediately walk right back into the starting gig. I love how Tomlin just demoted Mendenhall to 3rd on the depth chart after his little fumble shitfest last week. He's about to bench Mike Wallace's diva ass too, even...

Is there a Doug Free lowlights video floating around somewhere? The dude has been comically owned so many times this season. Irvin almost had a stroke while going off about him after the Cleveland game.

Still a great read over a decade later. Jimmy and his staff obviously just destroyed Jerry's ego. I think it's hilarious bc he clearly has been so bitter and jaded for almost 20 years now. Jimmy had that U Miami attitude and swagger, where he didn't have any regard for jerry's little girlie...