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Moose-in his prime--was blacker than Akon. I'd take a clone.

Alstott was such a beast. Completely forgot about that dude.

Well, he did get an honorable "post of the day" and other high praise from Hos regarding the same subject, so I'm sure his stance is completely sane and on point...

Thank goodness. This guy lost his edge and effectiveness about 2 years ago. Give someone else a chance to make the special teams shitty.

Somebody is about to get some NCAA violations...

No Is it gay to have a fivesome with 3 smoking hot supermodel girls and 1 guy, assuming that the word "girls" is actually just code for guys? /dbair'd

It's where he may end up. Either way, with all the new coaching staffs in the pros looking to fill in pieces, it's quite telling that he's having to head down to the DII ranks for employment.

I must be super confused. :jerkoff Either way, doesn't seem like many pro teams are calling this dude for a promotion, so I guess that DII paycut is looking better than unemployment. Good for him.

The irony. Jerry essentially shits on your face everyday, and you happily pay him thousands over and over again, but the Bears fans sitting around you are where you draw the line? We came within 1-2 losses of Garrett getting outright fired, so a few extra fans making noise to disrupt his...

Cowboys assistant John Garrett applies for Delaware job By Jeremy Fowler | College Football Insider January 15, 2013 5:26 pm ET Dallas Cowboys passing game coordinator/tight ends coach John Garrett, older brother of head coach Jason Garrett, has applied for the Delaware head-coaching job...

Jerry is a brilliant businessman, but he fucked up here bc I'm pretty sure he would have more than made up the salary difference in merchandise sells and ticket revenue by bringing in a Sean Payton or Gruden. Lets say he loses $8 million on Ginger, and then has to pay Sean $40 over 5 years. I...

The schedule next year is brutal enough to relieve of us this Garrett nonsense once and for all. He's gotten extremely lucky with cupcake scheduling for 2 seasons now. He's also running out of people to throw under the bus.

In dbair's defense, just bc he yearns for penis doesn't automatically mean he'd want to stretch dudes out for hours on end. He seems more like the type to skip foreplay.

So basically they allowed a guy with two years experience as QB coach to come in and have some power. He shockingly failed, so now they're going to take away the power and give it to a GM who is equally clueless?? I see this working out quite well.

Plus it'll be so funny to see the homers make excuses for why Dallas is sticking it out with the ginger Mike Singletary while SF made necessary real changes to pass us in Super Bowl title count.

The Falcons tried everything they could to lose last week. They'll get their wish this week. Gronk injury is huge for NE, but ravens still have Flacco so that's a no-brainer. I have SF over NE. Like NYG, I think SF has the D necessary to disrupt NE while also effectively running it down...

McCoy completely redesigned his entire offense mid-season to accommodate a QB who's paralyzed above the waist. And they won more playoff games with him than they did with Manning. FFS that deserves some sort of promotion and a blowjob from cheerleader of choice.

I've never even heard of Stretch Smith prior to today, but Gruden chronically gushes over everyone, so I'd take that with a grain of salt. Plus, Parcells (one of the greatest coaches of all-time) fired Wilson's ass without hesitation, so with all due respect to ole Stretch here, I think I'll...

Is this some Hostilian set up question where you're going to paste a quote about how Gruden thinks Garrett is the best coach on Earth? Gruden is an excellent coach, so if the goal here is to win a Super Bowl, then yes, I think I want a coach who can help us accomplish said goal.