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And probably bc Witten can actually catch.

FFS Even mentioning Parcells and Gingerfuck in the same breath is like comparing Blaine Gabbert to Tom Brady. Everyone knows who the real head coach is these days. I typically love Sturm but this one is a huge swing and a miss

Garrett was here and in charge during that entire OL make over. He's also the one who praised last season's group as future HOFers

The data and team record clearly show how ineffective he is at his job. It's amazing how he continues to decline and still manages to stay employed.

Who'da thunk that people would think negatively about an annually shitty team.

Romo would def have a Super Bowl ring if Jerry didnt start intervening again to run Parcells off.

Applies to Steve Nash and Brees too.

We've seen the "bigger picture" for two straight seasons and it's not much better, amigo. It got so bad at one point that people were actually yearning for Costa to return from injury. No sunshine pumping allowed in the Rant Zone

Yes. He is revolutionizing the game, one playoffless season at a time. http://deadspin.com/the-cowboys-are-going-to-lead-the-league-in-geometry-ex-900150773

Of course he is... Just like the tremendous oline unit with only one legitimate NFL starter.

LOL

Only in Dallas can a player like Crawford be what pushes you over into panic zone in the first place. JJ gotta be hoping Brent goes free now. After all, it was only a PS player and a couple failed drug tests. Embrace the Hate, Josh.

In the North Texas case, that stadium has made tons of local businesses thrive. It holds major events throughout the year and the profits trickle down throughout Arlington. Even little things like selling parking spots in your private lot for $20, makes event days worth it. Just ask the city...

Exactly. Jimmy perma-scarred his little ego and now he goes out of his way to seek out people who will coddle to his demands and stroke his cock. I really don't see this team acquiring a real head coach until Jerry dies. And even then, it seems like Stephen is more of a Jim Buss than a Jim...

I thought about that, but then I remembered that he was actually telling the truth when he said that he's content with Costa and the rest of that shitty oline. It's entirely possible that this senile old man is actually telling the truth here too. No one disputes that he's evolving into a...

Jesus fuck.

To make things even worse: http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=9495348

They "bust" every year from expectations. Then JJ waits a few weeks before firing some assistant to the assistant of the assistant LBs coach, and promptly calls it a successful offseason. Meanwhile, the homers start getting excited. Talking about "yeah, he may have just been the assistant to...

He had a career year the very next season. Those K balls are to blame. I don't really care though because New England would have shit-stomped us if we managed to somehow make it past the Giants. I'd much rather have to fly to Uganda to be reminded of a 19-0 season than the alternative of seeing...

Assuming that some other Garrett brother isn't named heir in Jason's will, I'd put it at infinity