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No sillies. Cowboyown is where you take posts from twitter and copy/paste them as your "own". The only requirements to join is that you get a lobotomy and bright orange dildo to pretend like Garrett is fucking you during the games.

Should have happened 4 years ago. The worst part of all this has been semi-rooting for a team going no place but down because of something that could easily have been fixed.

6-10 is the ideal record. Hopefully the D line is as shitty as I think it'll be. Almost any QB in the league can carve a defense up with time to throw. I want Garrett to be embarrassed over and over again this season. Hope I never have to see his ugly ginger red mug on tv ever again after week...

I'm sure you'll sprout your usual Spagnola boner the moment he's signed.

Romo needs to go the D. Ware route and find a decent team.

Clayton predicted us to win 5 games. God this injury makes me more and more happy each day. Fuck Garrett

LOL Cue the Spaulding and Ginger hugging in war-room with shit-eating grins on their faces.

Can anyone think of another potential pro bowler being knocked out for the season during OTAs? This is herp derp to the max.

I saw Vilma at the grocery store a few weeks ago. Would have tried to take out his knee if I knew he'd maybe help Ginger retain his job.

This is a common apologist line. I just named 20% of league's teams that all built themselves up from Dallas herp derp status to Super Bowl contenders in about 3 seasons or less. That doesn't even include teams like New England, Baltimore and Pittsburgh that are usually always in the hunt...

Assuming they go out and hire a competent HC, the team can be built in 2 years. Indy, New Orleans, Seattle, SF and Denver have all done it. Tampa, Carolina and Houston are probably on the way. It's really only Dallas, San Diego, Buffalo, Cleveland and Oakland that are perpetually in this herp...

Sooo is this a bad blow to Garrett's coaching future here? If so then, :towel:towel:towel If not, then whatever we're gonna blow anyway. I only watch anymore because of Romo at this point so I could not care less.

CZ/Own/Dbair edit: 99.7% elite, 0.3% high quality.

LOL In other words, "I'm a fucking terrible coach and I need to draft decent enough players who can start now and help me save my job." He has no ability to develop mid round players because he has no coaching skills. He has no contract past next year. He can't stand out in the sun. Why on...

I can't possibly be the only one who thought Dbair was also gay.

garrett's birth

The menu at Arby's begs to differ.

Would be somewhat of a cool story if the guy actually had pro talent. This was clearly staged by the nfl but I do think Sam's draft value took a hit when he exposed himself to the world. For one, teams don't want that circus, and I think he inadvertently showed a lot of potential suitors that...

Not sure why anyone expects different each year. Same recipe. Same ingredients. Same cooks. Garrett being fired will be my Super Bowl victory.