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I have to take the Cowboys, because the 49ers are so bad, but I am scared. I will not be shocked at all if Dallas lays an egg.

We will know for certain with the 9er game. It's a tri-fecta of terror for Dallas. SF is winless, has a rookie coach, and rookie QB making his first start. Perfect storm for embarrassing ourselves. A loss here, and I can't see much better than 5-11 overall, but 3-13 would be more poetic.

Jerry is going to screw this up. I figure there is a better than average chance Harbaugh whips this franchise into shape enough for a SB run. If he could make it there with Kaepernick at QB then it should be a good fit here. Say what you will about Dak, but I think most would agree he's better...

Jimmy blew the team up to start over from scratch. I think 7 or 8 Landry players made the transition. Jimmy didn't care about winning any games at all that first year. The win over the Redskins was a fluke. The players won that on pure emotion. Incidentally, that was a rare penalty free game for...

Tom Landry - 20 playoff wins Jimmy Johnson - 7 playoff wins (7 in a row which is team record) Barry Switzer - 5 playoff wins Wade Phillips - 1 playoff win Jason Garrett - 1 playoff win

300 yard game maybe? Fournett was who I wished Dallas would have picked up if at all possible. You could tell the dude had a special something to him.

It would just add heaps more to the cosmic joke that is the Dallas Cowboys. I'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing to be perfectly honest. On one had, it may be the straw that breaks the camel's back, and leads to positive change. on the other hand, I'm sick of my team always being the butt...

We won't have to worry about that. There is no way in hell this team makes the playoffs with this defense without some sort of divine intervention.

The curse of the Cowboy gets the Packers yet again. It is my theory that beating the Cowboys makes the Packers soft. The very next week when they face a real NFL team they are not prepared! See Falcons last year, and Vikes this year.

Brings me back to one of my most pondered what ifs: what if Jerry had simply promoted Joe Avezzano to head coach instead of bringing in Switzer. The players, especially Aikman, wouldn't have been as pissed off as they were, and Coach Joe was a hard ass like Jimmy was. I believe that he would...

Nice work! :coolbeer

Had they kept pounding the ball all 2nd half, Murray most likely goes for well over 200 yards, and we blow the Packers out 52-10. I've never seen a team derail it's own blowout like the Cowboys did that day... well... except that time against Detroit, and perhaps the Rams this year.

Jerry is still a GM in training. It's like the guy who 20 years later is still a buck private.

Get it over with, and tank. I'd fake a hamstring injury to Dak, and sit him out to. somehow, it will just "linger" so Dak is out for the rest of the year. *nod* *wink* Go ahead and start Hellen Moore so we can go 2-14, and get a top 3 pick. Dump some contracts. I'd include a complete coaching...

These "oppressed" multi-millionaires are basically saying "fuck you" to the United States. To be such ingrates is so unbelievable that I can only conclude those doing it have I.Q.s of sub 80 because it will destroy their ability to make a living if it keeps going. It is an insult to veterans...

Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmmmm.....". Pretty fishy. I seriously doubt that you could find any other instance in the merger era of a team not getting called for holding in three straight games against the same opponent, and it's not like Green Bay played clean. We all know, because we all...

Lets just put it this way - if Jerry were a known staunch conservative, those same photos I linked would have ruined him. He would have been out of the NFL and Dallas Cowboys ownership as fast as Harvey Weinstein's erasure from Hollywood.

They did try to pass the buck to other coaches. I remember it too. Could probably do some digging in the Zone archives to find examples, but I have too much to do today.

The players have only themselves to blame. You do what the guy who signs your checks says you do while on the job or you get the fuck out. It's that simple. It is the one thing I will support Jerry Jones in doing. I don't care who it is, cut the fucker on the spot. If these assholes are more...

This is why Appeal to Authority is a logical fallacy (the favorite of midwits and homers). Rank and title (especially self given) do not render the authority free from flaws. I think Jerry has amply demonstrated that he still knows virtually nothing about how to be a good NFL GM. Our defense...