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We all know this sorry mess so well by now. I swear, I could beat this team 80-0 if I was coaching against it. AAAAAANNNNDDDDD Garrett with his finishing move of the horrible challenge of the obvious call to lose a timeout. Nice touch.

I noted in the thread that I was conducting an experiment, and it was a success! The results are what I thought they would be. I'm inverted with the team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YMov3fYvs

Boo birds.

Yeah, I mean, why the fuck would you be stupid enough to run it with Zeke when you can try a QB bootleg that fooled no one, or a long developing pass play so you can get called for holding. BRILLIANT!

This team holds true to form under Garrett and lays an egg in a big game. Things just don't change. Notice how the game completely flipped on Dez's crybaby for the ball act? It has been a shit show since, and looking like it might turn into a route now. Can we at least see Cooper Rush start...

We're done.

Blatant holding allows the conversion. Even Troy called it.

I barely hit enter, and my prediction comes true in mere seconds.

Dez finally makes a good play, but then the usual wasted energy jaw jacking which indicates that there is another accident waiting to happen because he will be looking ahead to talk smack back at the Legion.

I've never seen a team enjoy shitting the bed so much as the Dallas Cowboys the last decade. They live for it.

I think the only way Dallas wins this game is to go all Zeke the rest of the way with the occasional quick out to Witten thingy that is safe.

What can you say at this point. I stick up for Dak, and he throws a pick six.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUB-wjXUREE

I can't see any scenario where we could trade Dez. His contract paired with his reputation as emotional child, and his crap play since he got paid doesn't leave much room for bargaining. I certainly wouldn't trade anything, not even low draft pick if it meant I had to deal with just the contract...

I wish we could see Dak without dysfunctional coaching, management, and players.

Gotta keep Heath. He's the best backup kicker in the league!

I'm still pissed. The football gods give us an opening in the early games. Dez pouts, bitches, and moans. We force him the ball, and he fumbles because he's a dipshit. Seattle promptly takes the lead in the most important game of the year so far.

The 4th Law of Thermodynamics: While the Dallas Cowboys can lose fumbles, they cannot recover them.

He was carelessly holding the ball loose, and in only one hand. I could have knocked it out of his hand. Ridiculous that this guy gets paid to be an elite number one, and can't be bothered to secure the football. I've seen Michael Irvin get knocked the fuck out legit, and still hold onto the...