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With former NFL QBs Garrett and Wilson, and now Moore schooling him, Dak will turn those 5 yard outs into 6 yard outs in no time.

Ha, one of the commenters on the article said Hardy thought he'd have a chance to fight the women in the MMA.

Welp

I don't think we're really in any danger of going 5-2 next year. I wish I'd known Rynie was selling out, I might have been in the market. For the weed I mean.

I think I already went past apathy and have landed on contempt. I'm so tired of Jed Clampett and the rest of the hillbillies thinking "success" is a shiny new stadium and practice facility and large deposits in their respective accounts. As long as Jed thinks he's the smartest guy in the room...

Yes sir, I believe it is.

Holy shit.

Garrett and his staff could fuck up Reggie White, so there's that.

Ever think how different our lives would be if the GM's mom would have given his dad a hummer like he wanted? #ITSOURANNIVERSARY

Can't wait for the draft. The media must be salivating waiting for their turn to interview the drunken bastard. They will praise The Palace, mention the value of the Cowboys, and get him to pontificate on "we're this close", all the while rehashing our drafts, suspensions and playoff exits...

Somebody might want to double check me, but I think last night's win makes the NFC East the only division in which all teams are SB champs. Still, though, fuck the Eagles.

Well, I'm convinced a cardboard cutout of Gruden looks good compared to Ginger Jesus.

Red font should be bigger.

100% All anyone has to do is ask themselves, " What would the results be if Garrett and his coordinators switched teams with the Seahawks"? I'd guess clapping and 1st round runner up trophies.

I read where Jerry Rice told Gruden he was still "good for 80 catches", so Jerry will probably sign him.

Right.

And Fox. Don'the leave anyone out. They all suck.

Stunt cock!

I'm hoping for a drone strike.

None. I imagine the really top notch guys (insert your favorite coach's name here) give their agents strict "no calls from any Texas area code" orders.