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CCboy is a predictable moron who is as readable as a children's book. His tired, overused "burn barrel buddies" insult reveals that it was his primary job because it is obvious he is projecting. People who use the same insult all the time are projecting. I normally support most military people...

If Jerry loved the Cowboys even 1/1000th of what I once did he would long ago have gotten the hell out of the way. To be perfectly honest, Jerry doens't love the Cowboys. Probably doesn't give to two shits beyond the cash cow that it is.

The lengths to which Jones is going to justify tripling down on the same mistake he's made twice before are likely to invoke the wrath of the football gods again. Not going to be shocked if Cooper has a season ending injury in his first game or two.

It's stupid for three reasons. The first is that nobody knows for sure what the receivers are going to do in the NFL. Could be the next Randy Moss or Jerry Rice in that bunch. The second is that Cooper has wear and tear on him that these future rookies won't as well as a contract we gotta deal...

The Cowboys have lead the Packers before the most recent Aaron Rodgers era. We also used to lead the series against Denver even up 3-0 by the eraly 80s. We haven't beaten Denver since the Aikman days. Just one of those things. The Browns only lead the series for two reasons: The NFL retcon of...

Only had a couple of chances since back then teams in opposite conferences could go many years without a regular season match-up. It wasn't on a guaranteed rotating schedule like it is now. Not only that, but the Cowboys have dominated their own division, the division with the most SB wins...

The strategy was to bust up the all-star team Tagliabue allowed the 49ers to get away with. It didn't matter what team Sanders went to as long as he wasn't on the 49ers roster. It worked, at least as far as squeezing one more SB ring out of the 90s Cowboys.

Qcar was actually our first pick that year, because the fuckin moron GM traded away our first rounder for Joey Galloway. Following that with drafting a QB that most experts had going undrafted was all the clue we needed to know how the next two decades would play out.

Correct sir, zero is indeed the answer to Euler's famous equation.

e^(i*pi) + 1 = The Cowboys chances of winning another championship under the ownership of the Jones family.

The comet wipes out most of life on earth. What few who survive then have to deal with a zombie infested wasteland. All of this could have been avoided had Philly kept an empty trophy case, but it's too late now.

Agree with this pattern, and the Titans are a team that the Cowboys could do well against since it's the win week. COWBOYS

What exactly are you having trouble understanding about the state of the Cowboys? Jerry Jones has done nothing but make moves that double and triple down on the same idiocy that has resulted in the current state of the franchise. For fuck's sake, the hiring of Kellen Moore was purely a power...

It's the Cabo thing all over again except not quite as big since this isn't a playoff game coming up, and it's the coach nobody listens to anyway. Jimmy is calling out the country club atmosphere and lack of seriousness about winning so that makes him a fake fan hater.

Let this sink in: Cooper's numbers this year are equivalent to Swaim's numbers. I AM NOT FUCKING WITH YOU. Totally worth a likely top 15 or better pick...

Comparing Belichick to Jerry Jones is not helping your cause. When you win titles, and are generally regarded as the best at your job in the history of the world then you get leeway to make risky moves. Also, he has the best QB to ever play the game so the worry of finding a franchise QB hasn't...

Yes it is a mistake because a pro bowl receiver is not that hard to acquire. You DO NOT trade 1st round picks away unless you can get a franchise QB. Trading them for WR is STUPID as Jerry has already amply demonstrated twice before. Dallas-Clownshoes — imgbb.com

Step 1) Don't fire Garrett after last season. Step 2) Hire Helen Moore as QB coach when there literally are better qualified candidates in the stands any given Sunday. Step 3) Completely ignore the WR and TE position in the off season so that you panic before the halfway point. Step 4) Throw...

I am sure. 100%. A dumbshit that would make the same mistake for a third time, and set this franchise back again is definitely going to stick with the worst game day coach in the league. From now on just figure out what the most moronic decision would be, and that is the one that Jones will...

It also lets us all know Garrett isn't getting fired this year even if we finish 3-13.