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Barry for show. Emmitt for dough.

That's why I said 'gift wrapped'. Like Neil O'Donnell throwing it to a standing still, all alone Larry Brown type gift wrapped. Knowing our secondary though, they'd still probably drop it.

The Lions are simply a better team than the Cowboys. Not in all departments, but most. And certainly the ones that matter most (QB and coaching). The only way the Cowboys win this is if Stafford throws them a gift wrapped interception or three.

LIONS.

2 minutes left in the first half and Brady has Dak-esque numbers against the Lions.

After 23 years of being spoon fed this crap by the Joneses I'm pretty much desensitized by it all. I've gone beyond angry, to the point where I just don't care much anymore. The Joneses aren't going anywhere anytime soon, so it's pointless losing your shit about it. Which, ironically, is how...

The kicking game's been OK.

Almost midnight.

We're getting hammered, but at least I'm up and running in Who Ya Got. So, y'know, swings and roundabouts 'n' all that.

Just 4 more FG's from Bill Maher's kid and we got this!

So you're saying there's a chance?

4 first downs, 1/6 on 3rd downs that first half. Honestly, Cooper Rush and his spaghetti-string arm wouldn't have done any worse.

What a fucking omnishambles!

And how the fuck are we already out of timeouts for this half? Fuck Garrett and his appalling game management.

Luck takes a 16 yard sack on 4th down. Plum!

C'mon the Colts, score a TD please.

Interesting one in 1987, week 2 at the Meadowlands. Danny White and Phil Simms threw 4 interceptions EACH in a crapfest that neither team seemingly wanted to win, but the Cowboys eventually did 16-14.

His last gig was as DC with the Bills in 2016. Probably tainted by association with the Ryans.

Can't see him on the list NoMo put up, but Joe Theismann threw 5 picks on his birthday in a blowout opening MNF loss to the Cowboys in 1985. Jay Schroeder came in and immediately threw a pick 6, giving Thurman's Thieves 6 total picks for the game. Edit - Just realized that NoMo's list is for...

SEAHAWKS by 3.