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  1. J

    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    Yeah, imagine that. I wouldn't have guessed it. That's for sure.
  2. J

    Cowboys view Jimmy Graham as wideout

    I loved how we put him at WR after he sucked dick at safety. I just wish we had given him more chances - quarterback, kicker, long snapper.
  3. J

    Re-Signing Sean Lee

    I'd like to see Lee locked up long term. I'm thinking $45 - $50 million range.
  4. J

    What's Going on with the Dolphins?

    He's scared for his life.
  5. J

    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    :lol You're so unfunny that it is funny.
  6. J

    Cowboys view Jimmy Graham as wideout

    Reminds me of Ebenezer Ekubust.
  7. J

    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    I can see us pulling a loss out at the very end.
  8. J

    Cowboys view Jimmy Graham as wideout

    He meant to do that though. Yeah.
  9. J

    Cowboys view Jimmy Graham as wideout

    Can someone check Kiffin in to a nursing home before this game? This defense fucking sucks. We're gonna get ripped apart with the shit he calls.
  10. J

    NY dad deemed unfit for not taking son to McDonald's

    The pussification of America continues...
  11. J

    What's Going on with the Dolphins?

    Oh no! Try dabbing some club soda on it!
  12. J

    Cowboys sign DT Everett Dawkins off Vikes PS

    I didn't tell my daughter she was ugly as fuck and would only be looked at as a vagina to drunk college kids. I was burying my mom.
  13. J

    Sources: Cowboys WR Bryant may have disc problem in back

    I have a disc problem. You work through it.
  14. J

    Sources: Cowboys WR Bryant may have disc problem in back

    Uh oh He's tough. This is something he can deal with and then get corrected in the offseason. He'll be OK.
  15. J

    2013 Season Game Threads Mega-Merge

    I really want this win living in NW Louisiana. Shut these bastards up and regain market share.
  16. J

    Cowboys sign DT Everett Dawkins off Vikes PS

    I'm buzzed. Hell, it's Thursday man. Tomorrow is 12:00 am payday Friday and we're doing inventory tomorrow. I don't exactly have to be 100% and it's been a long week. I had to bury my mom.
  17. J

    Cowboys sign DT Everett Dawkins off Vikes PS

    I almost named my son Everette when I was drunk.
  18. J

    Cowboys sign DT Everett Dawkins off Vikes PS

    We've been finding some solid players off the street. Brown had a good game. This has been amazing. Marinelli needs to be retained for sure after all these other idiots are shitcanned.
  19. J

    What's Going on with the Dolphins?

    I just hope Richie can weather the storm. The media was against him the second they learned the physical makeup of both he and that pussy.
  20. J

    Man successfully sues wife over ugly children

    I heard the lawsuit is really because she sucked at making cat soup and dog fried rice.
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