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  1. J

    Post your favorite Cowboys pictures

    I'd bang everyone of those women, starting with Charlotte since I have a crush on her and then the blond.
  2. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    Peytun Mannin!
  3. J

    Hey do you guys realize?

    Yes, I have. Jerry just needs to wear a headset up there that goes directly to Jason.
  4. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    We played Seattle in the playoffs 7 years ago and they've already rebuilt and won a Super Bowl. We still have Romo, Witten, and Ware. This process is taking a while, but I'm glad I have patience and can see what's being built. I can't say that about most of the posters here.
  5. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    We're a defensive tackle and a tight end in the second round away! And does Seattle have 3 offensive coordinators on staff? No, I don't think they do.
  6. J

    Goodell is really trying to f the NFL up

    No I do not. I know you can't shoot a plane with a shotgun. I grab his deer rifle I use to shoot stray dogs.
  7. J

    Goodell is really trying to f the NFL up

    Let's brag a little why don't we.
  8. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    He forgot to ask Seattle what they called and just flipped the coin.
  9. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    Somewhere in Seattle a Seahawks fan said that to a Cowboys fan.
  10. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    If you put the Dallas "Defense" on the field now Peyton would pull a comeback.
  11. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    Good thing we're only a few players away, guys. Besides, it's only been 18 years.
  12. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    I bet there are actually two trophies at the game there in case one of them is dropped and broken.
  13. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    "Awww shucks! Peytun Mannin just came up short in this here game!"
  14. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    Looks like Seattle is winning this one, guys.
  15. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    You'd have better luck shoving the 8' metal rod teams use to rape Jerry on draft day up a fire ants ass under the Death Valley Sun.
  16. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    LOL look at Eli!!
  17. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    Troy Aikman is the only quartback to both play in the Super Bowl and announce one on TV as well. If I'm not mistaken.
  18. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    They're cramming military shit down our throats tonight.
  19. J

    **Super Bowl XLVIII Game Thread**

    That was a great return.
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