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  1. Rock Slamdance

    If it isn't love, why do I feel this way?

    Hmmmm. Now it is going down hill. I'm out.
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    If it isn't love, why do I feel this way?

    some good :lol in here. Praps, amigas.
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    Fast and Furious star dead; Video of the burning wreck

    Thats why I went with a James Van der beek joke
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    Fast and Furious star dead; Video of the burning wreck

    James Van der beek will step in and take over his roles, and lead West Canen High to a district title.
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    If it isn't love, why do I feel this way?

    Well played, old friend. Well played.
  6. Rock Slamdance

    If it isn't love, why do I feel this way?

    Because you're a pussy?
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    Another military invention goes civilian…

    hillbillys shooting at amazon drones.
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    Thankless a-holes.

    why is there a chink in a football helmet?
  9. Rock Slamdance

    The Anti-Christ speaks against the free market.

    Okay, a Catholic, a Jew, and a Pole walk into a bar....
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    Thankless a-holes.

    Oh noes. Wal-Mart is open on the t-day! People keep bitching about how cruel it is to employees. I've spent the last decade either working in bars or hospitals. suck my dick, Target assistant manager. Welcome to being an adult.
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    Family says they tipped gay waitress, didn't leave note about 'lifestyle'

    That is why I assume she went back into the POS did a reprint. But yeah, gays. Shiftless sorts.
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    Family says they tipped gay waitress, didn't leave note about 'lifestyle'

    There is usually a merchant and customer copy. and sometimes an extra one just for wasting trees. And on some POS systems those receipts can be reprinted by the server.
  13. Rock Slamdance

    Got a tip that will save you a lot of hassle: Shaving in the shower

    I once whacked off in a KOA shower in rural Louisiana.
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    Headed to arrowhead. It is 10 degrees right now.

    Jon got a new dad that day. All he had to do was follow him behind a dumpster and shake his Happy Stick.
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    Got a tip that will save you a lot of hassle: Shaving in the shower

    :lol Next week: which feet to use on which pedals while driving.
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    Grocery shopping: Where do you go?

    the thread that finally killed the DCU
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