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  1. TheZoneSucks

    The never-ending POTUS Election Tracker....

    Here's a free clue for you, but I know that it won't do any good because you are lefty, and nothing ever penetrates the leftist religion (you are far more annoying than Mormon bible thumpers showing up Sunday morning unexpected when you give your forced sermons of the leftist religion). A lot...
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    NY Post: How Jerry Jones nuked Cowboys’ chances to sign legit backup QB

    If Romo has to retire after this season due to too many injuries then yes, there is a very good chance the Cowboys will be the worst team in the league next year, and years beyond that. Not likely to have another Romo fall out of the sky for this franchise again. Those only happen once or twice...
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    DMN: Jerry Jones must really be losing sleep now over failure to get Paxton Lynch

    I'm sure Jerry is screaming in his pillow, and looking at the man in the mirror over this... err... no. He isn't, and probably doesn't give two shits. His job is safe.
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    NY Post: How Jerry Jones nuked Cowboys’ chances to sign legit backup QB

    It was the football gods in action again. They made Jerry eat a karma shit burger within hours of his emasculating his own head coach with his "FOLES IS NOT AN OPTION!!!" comment. 6-10 or worse.
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    2016 Training Camp Thread

    Oh, but according to Little Forum NAZI Jobberone "it speaks volume's that he has been on the job so long". Yeah, it does... just not in the good way he wants it to be perceived as. It speaks volumes to the inept management of GM Jerry that he brought back this loser after Parcells wanted nothing...
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    DMN: Former Cowboys TE Martellus Bennett says he 'always hated' Jason Witten

    There were teams interested in trading for Marty B the year before he left. Jones decided it was better to get nothing for him instead.
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    DMN: Cowboys CB Morris Claiborne relishes chance to return kicks

    I am all for this because he will get injured quicker, and out of the lineup. The defense does better when Mo is out. I can just see it now; "Mo is back to take the opening kickoff... he's blasted at the 5 yard line! FUMBLE!!!!. The Giants recover for the TD and the season is over... Mo is also...
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    JJT: DeMarcus Lawrence vows to learn from mistakes after drug ban

    Define "quality season" because I certainly didn't see "quality" in only 8 sacks and 35 tackles. That is pedestrian, and I would expect better of any starting DE in the NFL.
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    Archer: To Jason Garrett, Cowboys' culture shined through on Saturday

    So, because they did a community outreach event, which any team would do under similar circumstances, we are supposed to conclude that everything is fine and dandy despite the out of control circus that has transpired so far. No sale.
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    Randy Gregory fails yet ANOTHER drug test

    The burn barrel is the shit can, literally. They burned it for sanitation when out in prolonged field duties such as in Vietnam. It literally was the shit work.
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    DMN: In Ezekiel Elliott the Cowboys trust; can Dallas join 33-minute club

    Don't set yourself up like that. When has shit ever worked out for this team? There will be no division title. There won't even be a .500 record. The defense is just too shitty for that.
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    Randy Gregory fails yet ANOTHER drug test

    That dude has overused the "burn barrel buddies" insult so damn much that I am convinced that was/is his main job in the service. Nobody talks that much about something unless that is what they know from experience.
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    DMN: Cowboys explain why they're optimistic about pass rush

    And to give you an idea of just how bad 29.5 is over the last couple of seasons, Martin had 23 in one season back when 14 games was the length of the season.
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    DMN: Cowboys explain why they're optimistic about pass rush

    Since the Jones regime is a bunch of liars we know that the opposite is true. They know damn well that they have mismanaged so bad that an all time record low for sacks is highly likely in 2016. Less than 20 total is easily within their reach. Less than 15 too. Hell, maybe even less than 10...
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    Randy Gregory fails yet ANOTHER drug test

    It has joined "no, you don't look fat in that", "the check is in the mail", "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you", and "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear" as the biggest lies ever told.
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    Archer: Should Cowboys look into Nick Foles?

    He just doesn't give a shit because he knows his job is safe even if Romo gets knocked out for the season, and the Cowboys go 0-16.
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    Randy Gregory fails yet ANOTHER drug test

    The Cowboys would be worth twice as much if they could compete for Super Bowls. He's not this great business man. If I owned the Cowboys they would be worth just as much, if not more because I would hire the best GM I could find.
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    Manziel says he wants to play for the Cowboys

    Yep! The only real entertainment I get from this team anymore is the absurdity of it all. Might as well aim for new heights!
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    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    Randolph and Mortimer.
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    Training Camp PC thread

    Media asks Jason about Foles. Jason gives proper answer of "we are always looking to potential upgrades and acquisitions 365 days per year" (paraphrased). Media asks Jerry about Foles: "Foles is not an option!!!" Jerry barks claiming that we could not find him snaps with 4 QBs. First off...
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