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    Brent arrested. PS LB Jerry Brown dead. **Update: BAC .18**

    Just off the top of my head, since Garrett got here: 1) Pacman donkey punched his own security guard into a toilet 2) Barber, Dez and McCann arrested 3) Hurd became black Pablo Escobar 4) Starting NT killed his own teammate and is sitting in jail right now 5) Dez needs permission to poo...
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    Am I right in being annoyed that players were partying last night?

    lol "quasi criminal" like speeding through a yellow light.
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    Brent arrested. PS LB Jerry Brown dead. **Update: BAC .18**

    Out of 32 teams in the league, and even 30 in the NBA, it's usually the same ones who have players dumb enough to repeatedly get into trouble. I'm not naive enough to think they don't all get wild but there's clearly a reason why Switzer's Cowboys were a law-breaking mess while Jimmy's Cowboys...
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    Brent arrested. PS LB Jerry Brown dead. **Update: BAC .18**

    Don't openly question the staff.
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    Brent arrested. PS LB Jerry Brown dead. **Update: BAC .18**

    Teams with actual discipline, a process, and accountability don't have dudes who do shit like this. Something new happens every year with team. Blame breakdown: 60% Brent's fault 30% Garrett's fault 5% Wayans brothers 5% WB Network in general
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    Am I right in being annoyed that players were partying last night?

    Blame it on those god damned Wayans brothers. They're like a black version of the Garrett brothers. Can't keep track of them all, but you always know that one of them is responsible when shit goes wrong.
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    Brent arrested. PS LB Jerry Brown dead. **Update: BAC .18**

    Just want to say this is terrible news before I say that I lol'd to the $89.99 quote.
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    Norv Truner and A.J. Smith to be fired at season's end.

    $7 million Whatever it takes.
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    Norv Truner and A.J. Smith to be fired at season's end.

    Get er done Jerry! Norv for HC 2013!!! Don't let him slip away twice.
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    God

    God talks to Pat Robertson all the time. Not guessing.
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    Most appealing coaching situation...

    I don't think there's any way KC can fire Crennel after how well he handled this whole tragedy shitshow. The switch to Quinn helped some too I guess. They probably quietly can Pioli and call it a day.
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    JFE: Cowboys ugly win won't save Garretts job

    If Pacman had just been a little more quiet when he donkey punched that bodyguard , we might have got to see him become teammates with Dez.
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    Galloway's latest on Sean Payton

    I've made my decision.
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    JFE: Cowboys ugly win won't save Garretts job

    typically hate this cunty little bitch "writer", but hope she's right about something finally.
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    Galloway's latest on Sean Payton

    You pay this asshole whatever it takes to get him here if he's even giving Dallas a second of thought.
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    Eckel: Andy Reid could be Dallas Cowboys' next head coach, source says

    lol Do any of you even watch football? No wonder y'all loved Ginger for so long...
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    Day After Thoughts

    JJ Watt could make any coach look like a genius. He's the consummate shit disrupter. QBs are too comfy in the pocket against Dallas. They really should have fixed the dline long ago. Ryan does seem clueless overall though. Neither of these coaches (OC and DC) have shown an ability to adjust...
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    Dallas Cowboys Blog Miles Austin fails to meet expectations; contract an albatross on

    These guys have no fear of losing their job. They come back after injury and immediately walk right back into the starting gig. I love how Tomlin just demoted Mendenhall to 3rd on the depth chart after his little fumble shitfest last week. He's about to bench Mike Wallace's diva ass too, even...
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    Stephen Jones: ‘We certainly can’t afford to overlook mediocrity’

    Is there a Doug Free lowlights video floating around somewhere? The dude has been comically owned so many times this season. Irvin almost had a stroke while going off about him after the Cleveland game.
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    The Devil and Mr. Jones

    Still a great read over a decade later. Jimmy and his staff obviously just destroyed Jerry's ego. I think it's hilarious bc he clearly has been so bitter and jaded for almost 20 years now. Jimmy had that U Miami attitude and swagger, where he didn't have any regard for jerry's little girlie...
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