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  1. UVAwahoos

    Sturm's Oxnard Blog: Parcells & Garrett

    And probably bc Witten can actually catch.
  2. UVAwahoos

    Sturm's Oxnard Blog: Parcells & Garrett

    FFS Even mentioning Parcells and Gingerfuck in the same breath is like comparing Blaine Gabbert to Tom Brady. Everyone knows who the real head coach is these days. I typically love Sturm but this one is a huge swing and a miss
  3. UVAwahoos

    Sturm: The offense that needed change

    Garrett was here and in charge during that entire OL make over. He's also the one who praised last season's group as future HOFers
  4. UVAwahoos

    Sturm: The offense that needed change

    The data and team record clearly show how ineffective he is at his job. It's amazing how he continues to decline and still manages to stay employed.
  5. UVAwahoos

    Garrett Provides Early Thoughts On Each 2013 Draft Selection

    Who'da thunk that people would think negatively about an annually shitty team.
  6. UVAwahoos

    Parcell's texted Romo after contract

    Romo would def have a Super Bowl ring if Jerry didnt start intervening again to run Parcells off.
  7. UVAwahoos

    Miles Austin sees the writing on the wall

    Applies to Steve Nash and Brees too.
  8. UVAwahoos

    Okay, I'm pretty sure our OL is a trainwreck...

    We've seen the "bigger picture" for two straight seasons and it's not much better, amigo. It got so bad at one point that people were actually yearning for Costa to return from injury. No sunshine pumping allowed in the Rant Zone
  9. UVAwahoos

    Okay, I'm pretty sure our OL is a trainwreck...

    Yes. He is revolutionizing the game, one playoffless season at a time. http://deadspin.com/the-cowboys-are-going-to-lead-the-league-in-geometry-ex-900150773
  10. UVAwahoos

    Stephen Jones: Crawfords replacement already on the roster

    Of course he is... Just like the tremendous oline unit with only one legitimate NFL starter.
  11. UVAwahoos

    Breaking: Apparently something is going down

    LOL
  12. UVAwahoos

    McMahon: Cowboys desperate for D-line depth

    Only in Dallas can a player like Crawford be what pushes you over into panic zone in the first place. JJ gotta be hoping Brent goes free now. After all, it was only a PS player and a couple failed drug tests. Embrace the Hate, Josh.
  13. UVAwahoos

    The Poor Owner's Thread

    In the North Texas case, that stadium has made tons of local businesses thrive. It holds major events throughout the year and the profits trickle down throughout Arlington. Even little things like selling parking spots in your private lot for $20, makes event days worth it. Just ask the city...
  14. UVAwahoos

    Good news y'all... Jerry inspired to do all he can to win games

    Exactly. Jimmy perma-scarred his little ego and now he goes out of his way to seek out people who will coddle to his demands and stroke his cock. I really don't see this team acquiring a real head coach until Jerry dies. And even then, it seems like Stephen is more of a Jim Buss than a Jim...
  15. UVAwahoos

    Good news y'all... Jerry inspired to do all he can to win games

    I thought about that, but then I remembered that he was actually telling the truth when he said that he's content with Costa and the rest of that shitty oline. It's entirely possible that this senile old man is actually telling the truth here too. No one disputes that he's evolving into a...
  16. UVAwahoos

    Good news y'all... Jerry inspired to do all he can to win games

    Jesus fuck.
  17. UVAwahoos

    Good news y'all... Jerry inspired to do all he can to win games

    To make things even worse: http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=9495348
  18. UVAwahoos

    Is it Super Bowl or bust for the Cowboys?

    They "bust" every year from expectations. Then JJ waits a few weeks before firing some assistant to the assistant of the assistant LBs coach, and promptly calls it a successful offseason. Meanwhile, the homers start getting excited. Talking about "yeah, he may have just been the assistant to...
  19. UVAwahoos

    Bill Parcells: Cowboys lucky to have Jerry Jones

    He had a career year the very next season. Those K balls are to blame. I don't really care though because New England would have shit-stomped us if we managed to somehow make it past the Giants. I'd much rather have to fly to Uganda to be reminded of a 19-0 season than the alternative of seeing...
  20. UVAwahoos

    JJT: Josh Brent's talent is trump card

    Assuming that some other Garrett brother isn't named heir in Jason's will, I'd put it at infinity
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