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  1. UVAwahoos

    How many forums do you frequent ?

    No sillies. Cowboyown is where you take posts from twitter and copy/paste them as your "own". The only requirements to join is that you get a lobotomy and bright orange dildo to pretend like Garrett is fucking you during the games.
  2. UVAwahoos

    Rod Marinelli as your next head coach

    Should have happened 4 years ago. The worst part of all this has been semi-rooting for a team going no place but down because of something that could easily have been fixed.
  3. UVAwahoos

    Rod Marinelli as your next head coach

    6-10 is the ideal record. Hopefully the D line is as shitty as I think it'll be. Almost any QB in the league can carve a defense up with time to throw. I want Garrett to be embarrassed over and over again this season. Hope I never have to see his ugly ginger red mug on tv ever again after week...
  4. UVAwahoos

    Garrett says "Bitch please" when asked about Urlacher

    I'm sure you'll sprout your usual Spagnola boner the moment he's signed.
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    2014:Sean Lee hurt at OTA's: PANCAKED by Rookie Martin

    Romo needs to go the D. Ware route and find a decent team.
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    2014:Sean Lee hurt at OTA's: PANCAKED by Rookie Martin

    Clayton predicted us to win 5 games. God this injury makes me more and more happy each day. Fuck Garrett
  7. UVAwahoos

    Plot twist?

    LOL Cue the Spaulding and Ginger hugging in war-room with shit-eating grins on their faces.
  8. UVAwahoos

    2014:Sean Lee hurt at OTA's: PANCAKED by Rookie Martin

    Can anyone think of another potential pro bowler being knocked out for the season during OTAs? This is herp derp to the max.
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    Plot twist?

    I saw Vilma at the grocery store a few weeks ago. Would have tried to take out his knee if I knew he'd maybe help Ginger retain his job.
  10. UVAwahoos

    2014:Sean Lee hurt at OTA's: PANCAKED by Rookie Martin

    This is a common apologist line. I just named 20% of league's teams that all built themselves up from Dallas herp derp status to Super Bowl contenders in about 3 seasons or less. That doesn't even include teams like New England, Baltimore and Pittsburgh that are usually always in the hunt...
  11. UVAwahoos

    2014:Sean Lee hurt at OTA's: PANCAKED by Rookie Martin

    Assuming they go out and hire a competent HC, the team can be built in 2 years. Indy, New Orleans, Seattle, SF and Denver have all done it. Tampa, Carolina and Houston are probably on the way. It's really only Dallas, San Diego, Buffalo, Cleveland and Oakland that are perpetually in this herp...
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    2014:Sean Lee hurt at OTA's: PANCAKED by Rookie Martin

    Sooo is this a bad blow to Garrett's coaching future here? If so then, :towel:towel:towel If not, then whatever we're gonna blow anyway. I only watch anymore because of Romo at this point so I could not care less.
  13. UVAwahoos

    a thing

    CZ/Own/Dbair edit: 99.7% elite, 0.3% high quality.
  14. UVAwahoos

    Another mediocre draft by the Cowboys

  15. UVAwahoos

    Garrett: We weren’t interested in developing a QB for someone else

    LOL In other words, "I'm a fucking terrible coach and I need to draft decent enough players who can start now and help me save my job." He has no ability to develop mid round players because he has no coaching skills. He has no contract past next year. He can't stand out in the sun. Why on...
  16. UVAwahoos

    Open Letter to Roger Goodell

    I can't possibly be the only one who thought Dbair was also gay.
  17. UVAwahoos

    Post your do-overs

    garrett's birth
  18. UVAwahoos

    Hey, owners. . .

    The menu at Arby's begs to differ.
  19. UVAwahoos

    Open Letter to Roger Goodell

    Would be somewhat of a cool story if the guy actually had pro talent. This was clearly staged by the nfl but I do think Sam's draft value took a hit when he exposed himself to the world. For one, teams don't want that circus, and I think he inadvertently showed a lot of potential suitors that...
  20. UVAwahoos

    Another mediocre draft by the Cowboys

    Not sure why anyone expects different each year. Same recipe. Same ingredients. Same cooks. Garrett being fired will be my Super Bowl victory.
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