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  1. TheZoneSucks

    The 2018 Debacle as I see it

    But that's the point. There's always some excuse for why shit doesn't ever end well for the Cowboys the last quarter century. This year will be no different because the culture of the team is not different. I'm figuring that once again the offensive line not being 100% will be a major downfall...
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    2018 Cowboys season prediction thread

    Welcome to the boards! It's ok to be a homer. It's the crusaders, as I like to call them, that come here thinking they can take us on by waving the pom poms of cognitive dissonance about the reality of the team that don't last long here. The other kind of homer that doesn't do well here is the...
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    2018 Training Camp - cuts, signings, trades and more

    My man Kyle Yo Queiro Taco Bell made the practice squad. (note: this post was just an excuse to use that nick name. don't know who the guy is, nor do I give two shits. that is all.)
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    2018 Training Camp - cuts, signings, trades and more

    Yeah, I suspect Bailey's release was a cap move. I have to admit to a tip of the hat to the Cowboys on this one. It was a fairly shrewd move, but kickers are a dime a dozen anyway.
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    2018 Cowboys season prediction thread

    7-9
  6. TheZoneSucks

    The 2018 Debacle as I see it

    Dude, the stupid face is what assures him of failure. Nobody can succeed with a face like that. Well... there was Haley Joel Osment, but he seems to have disappeared as an adult. My theory still holds.
  7. TheZoneSucks

    2018 Training Camp - cuts, signings, trades and more

    I think we finally found the stupid limit on the Management & Coaching™ for the Cowboys. It was impressive, but there was a limit after all.
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    2018 Training Camp - cuts, signings, trades and more

    Lenoir muffed his way off the team. He knew it too judging by the body language he had walking down the tunnel after the Cardinal game. I guess the one bright side of the worst preseason in team history is that cut downs are easy.
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    Who You Got? Week 1 - Dallas Cowboys vs Carolina Panthers

    Doesn't matter. Matt Flynn.
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    Where's Bluenoser?

    My almonds are activated.
  11. TheZoneSucks

    The 2018 Debacle as I see it

    So, the consensus at Reality's Shithouse in their prediction thread is 10-6 contender. LOL
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    Who You Got? Week 1 - Dallas Cowboys vs Carolina Panthers

    Panthers in a blowout 34-3.
  13. TheZoneSucks

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    This was the worst preseason in Cowboys history from a scoring perspective. It was also only the sixth time the franchise has gone winless in preseason, however it has twice happened under Garrett in the span of 4 years.
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    What is latest on Randy Gregory

    LOL Nobody does drama better than the Cowboys.
  15. TheZoneSucks

    NFL Pre-Season Game 4: Dallas Cowboys vs. Houston Texans (8:00 PM EST)

    *ahem* CHAMPIONSHIP! Also, I read your first sentence in Jim Ross' voice.
  16. TheZoneSucks

    The YUGE Check Jerry Would Write

    Jerry Jones would write “shocking” check to guarantee Cowboys another Super Bowl – ProFootballTalk Why not use that money to hire a good GM? I think I found the flaw in the logic...
  17. TheZoneSucks

    The 2018 Debacle as I see it

    A lot of people have been talking up the defense this year... now watch it go out there and absolutely SUCK in the regular season.
  18. TheZoneSucks

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    This would be the greatest angry Cowboys fans moment in history.
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    Pre Season Game 3

    Such horrible Cowboys fans, ALL OF YOU!
  20. TheZoneSucks

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    It might be as many as three different new records of shame, but I'm having trouble finding specific info on Cowboys team records for turnovers. It looks like I might have to go by box scores, but that is tedious. The three new possible records of shame: 1) Most turnovers lost - game 2) Most...
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