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  1. boozeman

    Dallas Cowboys Mount Rushmore

    Haley's waggling dick would be hella better.
  2. boozeman

    La'el Collins Likes His Salad Tossed... But Doesn't Like Paying for It (Allegedly)

    http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t50.2886-16/11214657_1611657485780505_2106061423_n.mp4 You guys can thank me later.
  3. boozeman

    La'el Collins Likes His Salad Tossed... But Doesn't Like Paying for It (Allegedly)

    I know this kind of sexual talk confuses you. Close your eyes, cover your ears and hum a happy song. It will all be over soon.
  4. boozeman

    Dez's contract situation may turn ugly

    Is this guy the lovechild of AdamJT and Fuzzy, surrogated by xwalker?
  5. boozeman

    Dez's contract situation may turn ugly

    If by alright you mean back in 8-8 purgatory if we are lucky, you got it.
  6. boozeman

    Dez's contract situation may turn ugly

    Minor details.
  7. boozeman

    McKinney, TX Cop Put on Leave After Brutal Video Goes Viral

    You got that right. Lack of respect, poor parenting, and a complete lack of simple values and common courtesy are to blame.
  8. boozeman

    McKinney, TX Cop Put on Leave After Brutal Video Goes Viral

    I couldn't make it out, what was the reason for the fight to start in the first place?
  9. boozeman

    Bunch of Byron Jones game tape

    Justin Hardy was the best one and his ceiling in the NFL is as a slot receiver. Not Jones' fault, but it is not like he faced top shelf WR competition while at UConn.
  10. boozeman

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Jesus. I would have figured this abomination of a post for a dbair special. You disappoint me, Sheiky-babe.
  11. boozeman

    Archer: Cowboys re-sign Danny McCray

    Because the Cowboys didn't want to resign Spillman and have an incredibly lazy front office. This guy sucks so hard, but yet, he's now a direct backup to our already suspect starting safeties.
  12. boozeman

    La'el Collins signed. Also, Midswat likes dudes.

    It's okay to go full homer right now. This is a lot of fun, something we haven't had for a while. But I hope these guys know that they will still have to go out and earn it. None of that "Dream Team" shit please. Just go kick someone's ass on Sunday afternoon, go to their house Sunday...
  13. boozeman

    La'el Collins signed. Also, Midswat likes dudes.

    He was projected top ten near the end of the process before the news broke. Safe to say the Giants would have took him at nine where they forced the Ereck Flowers pick.
  14. boozeman

    La'el Collins signed. Also, Midswat likes dudes.

    I was wondering when ya dumbasses were going to change the thread title. Now that it has been changed appropriately. To the rest of the NFC East... ~Insufferable homer mode on~
  15. boozeman

    Post Draft Thoughts

    There really is not much doubt about that. If anyone is saying it is ~gasp~ weed "addiction" with this guy, they don't know what the eff they are talking about.
  16. boozeman

    UDFA signings thread

    That's really cool. Thomas can't really play either.
  17. boozeman

    UDFA signings thread

    The guy barely played at USC yet we felt obligated to do that? Wow.
  18. boozeman

    Goose: Despite SB swagger, Cowboys remain a flawed football team

    If we play an Aaron Rodgers with two functional legs, we are not even in the ball game. Last year was magic. Good luck trying to replicate it. We would be stupid to try.
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