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  1. TheZoneSucks

    DMN: The five best Dallas Cowboys QBs of all-time, ranked

    1) Jimmy coached a national championship in Miami. Lots of Cowboys fans tend to forget that despite the fact that Jimmy was the first coach in football history to win both the NCAA Championship as well as the Super Bowl. 2) As Dolphins coach he never had a losing season and his regular season...
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    The never-ending POTUS Election Tracker....

    The rule of law is dead. Some animals are more equal than others. I hate my fuckin' country right now. It is so obviously rigged by powerful leftists. Fuck this shit. Seriously, fuck it. Bring on the fucking asteroid. We need a huge reset, and I'll take my chances.
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    Claiborne wants positive talk about career

    Ok, I'll talk positive about Claiborne. I'm positive he sucks at all aspects of playing CB, and I'm also positive the team would do better with an unknown UDFA in his place.
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    Hey "Fans"

    You would think that such a loyal homer as yourself wouldn't keep getting banned on various Cowboys forums. Truth is that you are a miserable human being who gets off on this trolling shit. That is truly pathetic, and you should probably find something else to do for your own well being.
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    BTB: Picking Jaylon Smith: How The Cowboys Made The Controversial Decision

    You obviously care. You just want to bitch about other Cowboys fans. That is why you are here.
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    FWST: Cowboys must allow Jason Garrett to cut Rolando McClain

    This article has to be wrong. According to the Zone, Garrett, McClay, and Stephen have been actually running the team. Jerry's permission is not needed to cut McClain.
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    NFL analyst's head coach power rankings: Where does Cowboys' Jason Garrett fit in?

    He should be ranked dead last. Nobody has underachieved with a franchise QB as much as Garrett has.
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    Gosselin: Why pass-rush poor Cowboys can find Super Bowl hope in 2006 champion Colts

    First thelandryhat, and now Gosselin with idiotic articles about the Cowboys winning the Super Bowl with a shit defense. Not going to happen. I guess this must be the bargaining stage of denial. "We can still win if..." hasn't had a good track record since the 1990s. Deep down they all know that...
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    Randy Gregory fails yet ANOTHER drug test

    If this does come down I might actually feel sorry for the Zone Homers. Some of them are sounding beaten down after the Ro 10 game suspension.
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    McClain remains no-show at OTAs,

    Championship!
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    Romo graded as third worst QB contract in NFL

    Whatever is being paid to Garrett and Wilson should be given to Romo on top of his contract. They both only draw a paycheck because Jerry uses Romo to lie to himself about what Garrett and Wilson truly are.
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    McClain remains no-show at OTAs,

    Can any of you guys play defense? The Cowboys are going to need you, and other guys called down out of the stands on game day. If you could just hold off on smoking weed for a couple of months that would be great!
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    Randy Gregory fails yet ANOTHER drug test

    I've been either posting or lurking on many Cowboys boards since the late 1990s. I've wanted to slap an arm bar on Hostile for over 10 years.
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    USA Today:Jerry Jones "Most important person in NFL"

    Don't forget about the genius moves of the Special Teams Draft and the "Cold Weather Kicker". First ballot hall of fame type stuff for sure.
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    Werder reporting no significant improvement for Jaylon

    "With the third pick in the second round of the 2016 NFL draft the Dallas Cowboys pass." This will no doubt go down in history as one of the biggest Jerry blunders of all time, and that is quite an accomplishment considering his record as GM.
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    Your GM was impressed with two scrub DE's at minicamp!

    On top of that we have the mindless zoned-out idiots virtue signaling with predictions of a 5-0 start. Yeah, a 4-12 team that did nothing at all to improve the five biggest reasons why they went 4-12: 1) Management 2) Coaching 3) Backup QB 4) No pass rush 5) Can't generate turnovers...
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    Early Prediction

    A real Cowboys fan would predict 19-0. Fuckin' hater. Go find another team to cheer for.
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    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    You mean FuzzyDumbshit isn't a fan of us? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-qP76Kclk
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    Because football is secondary

    Absolutely not. 1-11 is what Garrett is without a remarkable athlete at QB to mask his stench. With an average or shit QB Garrett is a sub 4 win coach every year. Hell, that single win without Romo was a gift from the gods via a monumental act of stupidity on the part of the opponent. I make...
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    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    Accuses others of being internet tough guy in first sentence. Acts like internet tough guy in second sentence. That takes a special kind of stupid.
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