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    Tony Romo trade/future speculation thread

    How many fucking times have the Cowboys been the ass of the cosmic joke? You should be well familiar with it by now. Just wait and see...
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    Tony Romo trade/future speculation thread

    Frankly, it's an easy decision to make under the circumstances. However, Jerry will let Romo go for nothing, and he will go to a team that eliminates us from the playoffs. There can be no other way.
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    Top 5 players the Cowboys regret passing on in 2010 draft

    In the drafts of 2009 and 2010 17 total players were taken. only two were worth a shit. Now that is some damn fine GMing and scouting. Probably would have done better throwing darts at a draft board while blindfolded. This is why I laugh when homers chant their favorite appeal to authority...
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    5 free agent quarterbacks the Cowboys could make Dak Prescott's backup

    Yep. Pass on all these crap QBs. We already know that Butt-Fumbler and Kellen Moore are a waste of a roster spot.
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    Top 5 players the Cowboys regret passing on in 2009 NFL draft

    "We needed a cold weather kicker" said no team ever except the Cowboys.
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    Jerry Jones craves finding ‘war daddy’ for Cowboys’ defense

    The secondary will still suck because they want to resign all the stiffs we've been being held back by for years now. When we had the best pass rusher a few years ago in D. Ware, Carr and Claiborne weren't getting picks, or making any plays. It would be nice to get a good pass rusher, but until...
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    Hope this is the end of TWilly as a Cowboy

    Harper at least made big plays from time to time.
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    One day, we're all going to be dead

    There's only about 10 or so active posters at the Ranch, most of which are mods. As sad as it is to say, that place needs 5countem5. On a side note, they had to change the name from Ranch Report to The Ranch many years ago due to me of all people. A previous owner, who didn't know about fair...
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    Top two positions for Dallas to address in NFL draft and prospects to keep an eye on

    It would be stupid (but par for the course) to go into next year with Moore and Butt Fumbler as backups. Both look as much sad sack of shit as did Weeden and Cassel. Keeping either or both as back ups to Dak very likely will cost them the season should Dak get hurt (although we know that Garrett...
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    Despite the team's success, these players need to improve in 2017

    It is an indictment of the management (ahem... Jerry) for sticking with losers, JAGs and bums like Carr and Claiborne for far too damn long.This is enabled by idiots such as those at the Shithouse who claim every year that Carr and Claiborne "played great, we should extend them" despite not even...
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    2016 season NFL Playoffs Thread

    Top five all time in my book. Right up there with Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
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    Jason Garrett named PFWA NFL Coach of the Year

    This is on the same level as Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize merely for being the most popular leftist.
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    If multiple teams consider trading for Romo, here's what Cowboys might get for him

    The team must do everything it can to assure Romo does not go to a contender while the Cowboys are, at least on paper, a contender themselves. I can just see the Cowboys losing out to Romo in a huge playoff game, maybe even the SB. We'd be the chumps yet again. I'd like to avoid that especially...
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    2016 season NFL Playoffs Thread

    At least Randolph proved that it was environment, and not genetics that makes a good Wall Streeter. Money won is much sweeter than money earned.
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    2016 season NFL Playoffs Thread

    I don't think he does. We still have a shit coaching staff, a shit defense, shit special teams (other than kicker), and shit management that won't look in the mirror. We all should have seen this coming anyway. We all should have known it would end like it always does. The first clue should...
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    NYDN: The Cowboys lost the game to the Packers when Dallas decided to spike the ball

    You are in the denial stage. Soon you'll move to bargaining and then to acceptance of the historic stupidity of that decision.
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    NYDN: The Cowboys lost the game to the Packers when Dallas decided to spike the ball

    You fit right in with Garrett and the pussy out approach. Coach scared. Testicles never won any championships anyway.
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    Day After Thoughts- Season Over (22nd straight year)

    I have not done the research because I'm too fucking lazy, but are the Cowboys the first team to lose two consecutive times in the the first playoff game with the number 1 seed? I don't know, but it sure seems like it.
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    Day After Thoughts- Season Over (22nd straight year)

    Just doesn't pump my nads any.
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    Cowboy roster moves

    Good to see some DBs in that list. Any JAG out of the stands is more appealing to me than another year of the usual suspects.
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