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  1. TheZoneSucks

    FWST: We've been duped again Dallas fans

    *raises hand sheepishly* This is the last time it happens while Jones is GM. I've finally had it beaten through my thick skull. You cannot believe in the Cowboys until certain things change.
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    Who you got? Week 12

    Sorry I missed last week, but getting too damn pissed off again with this franchise. just put me down for a loss for Dallas for the rest of the season. I figure I will do better than .500 that way.
  3. TheZoneSucks

    Ben Rogers publicly calls for Garrett firing

    I've got the Carlton Dance gif ready for the day Ginger is sent packing.
  4. TheZoneSucks

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    A couple of them do at least read these forums. Pretty sure Ben does. I've met him and Skin in person when they still worked with the Ticket. He's one of us as far as attitude goes.
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    We gave up 3 successful 2 point conversions in one game. I do believe that is a new record of shame for the franchise. I can't think of any other game where we gave up three of them. It also has to rank historically, but I don't have the percyhoward ninja skills it takes to find those stats. His...
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    Please do us a favor NFL, and take the franchise away from Jones

    I can't take it anymore. I was on Jerry's side of the Goodell thing, but I have to let that go. The lesser of evils for me now is keeping Goodell if he manages to revoke the franchise from Jerry. Help us, Goodell! You're our only hope!
  7. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 11 thread

    Eagles players saying the Cowboys quit. I believe them. Gotta fire a coach when shit like this happens. Gotta clean sweep the staff. Philly has already recovered from Chip Kelly, and we trudge on to the never ending process...
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Worst 2nd half in 55 years. That's more than fail enough for this list.
  9. TheZoneSucks

    Do you cut a guy for a historically bad game?

    I covered all your shit with: You, and the assholes liking your post have reading comprehension problems.
  10. TheZoneSucks

    Pitchforks and Torches

    I'm just gonna quote you because this sums up my position as well.
  11. TheZoneSucks

    Who you got? Week 11

    The moment any adversity was faced the team threw in the towel and proceeded to get stomped. "It's ok, though, because Zeke was suspended," was the thought in their minds to justify it. I know too much about human psychology, especially of the snowflake millennial athlete, to be convinced otherwise.
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    Do you cut a guy for a historically bad game?

    I have to ask this question of you guys because I saw this at the home for morons known as "Cowboyszone": Is he gone yet? Green's fate today is telling of the coaching staff | Page 2 | Dallas Cowboys Forum - CowboysZone.com This quote is by "rocyaice" and is typical of idiots. It is this kind...
  13. TheZoneSucks

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    The clock mismanagement, time out bungling, and challenge fails are all Garrett's stamp on this team. Switzer's only purpose was to be a middle finger to Jimmy Johnson.
  14. TheZoneSucks

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Green Bay. Up 26-3 at half, then choked out to Matt Flynn. Wasn't even Rodgers for that epic meltdown. Perhaps Romo's greatest choke job besides the Lions game, and the Broncos game where he shit the bed at the worst possible moment after playing lights out all game prior.
  15. TheZoneSucks

    The 2017 Dallas Debacle as I see it.

    I don't. Kellen Moore isn't beating all of us on this forum if we organized into a team.
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    Who you got? Week 11

    The team used Zeke's suspension as an excuse to quit, and just collect pay checks. They won't win again until he's back, and maybe not even then if they've completely tanked like I expect. EAGLES
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Garrett actually makes me miss Barry Switzer. Barry did his best to stay out of the team's way which lead to that one extra SB over Shitsburgh. We had 12 win seasons with Barry too, so Garrett doesn't even have that on him. Switzer also kicks Garrett's ass in career playoff victories as Cowboys...
  18. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 10 thread

    So make it 42 career games missed with next weeks Philly game for Lee. He's rapidly closing in on 3 complete regular seasons lost to injury.
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    2017 Week 10 thread

    I'm holding Jaylon Smith's beer right now.
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    2017 Week 10 thread

    I know, right? The dude is straight up admitting he's a JAG, but it was still good enough for a once in a generation performance.
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