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  1. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    We all know this sorry mess so well by now. I swear, I could beat this team 80-0 if I was coaching against it. AAAAAANNNNDDDDD Garrett with his finishing move of the horrible challenge of the obvious call to lose a timeout. Nice touch.
  2. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    I noted in the thread that I was conducting an experiment, and it was a success! The results are what I thought they would be. I'm inverted with the team.
  3. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6YMov3fYvs
  4. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    Boo birds.
  5. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    Yeah, I mean, why the fuck would you be stupid enough to run it with Zeke when you can try a QB bootleg that fooled no one, or a long developing pass play so you can get called for holding. BRILLIANT!
  6. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    This team holds true to form under Garrett and lays an egg in a big game. Things just don't change. Notice how the game completely flipped on Dez's crybaby for the ball act? It has been a shit show since, and looking like it might turn into a route now. Can we at least see Cooper Rush start...
  7. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    We're done.
  8. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    Blatant holding allows the conversion. Even Troy called it.
  9. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    I barely hit enter, and my prediction comes true in mere seconds.
  10. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    Dez finally makes a good play, but then the usual wasted energy jaw jacking which indicates that there is another accident waiting to happen because he will be looking ahead to talk smack back at the Legion.
  11. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    I've never seen a team enjoy shitting the bed so much as the Dallas Cowboys the last decade. They live for it.
  12. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    I think the only way Dallas wins this game is to go all Zeke the rest of the way with the occasional quick out to Witten thingy that is safe.
  13. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    What can you say at this point. I stick up for Dak, and he throws a pick six.
  14. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUB-wjXUREE
  15. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    I can't see any scenario where we could trade Dez. His contract paired with his reputation as emotional child, and his crap play since he got paid doesn't leave much room for bargaining. I certainly wouldn't trade anything, not even low draft pick if it meant I had to deal with just the contract...
  16. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    I wish we could see Dak without dysfunctional coaching, management, and players.
  17. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    Gotta keep Heath. He's the best backup kicker in the league!
  18. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    I'm still pissed. The football gods give us an opening in the early games. Dez pouts, bitches, and moans. We force him the ball, and he fumbles because he's a dipshit. Seattle promptly takes the lead in the most important game of the year so far.
  19. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    The 4th Law of Thermodynamics: While the Dallas Cowboys can lose fumbles, they cannot recover them.
  20. TheZoneSucks

    2017 Week 16 NFL Thread

    He was carelessly holding the ball loose, and in only one hand. I could have knocked it out of his hand. Ridiculous that this guy gets paid to be an elite number one, and can't be bothered to secure the football. I've seen Michael Irvin get knocked the fuck out legit, and still hold onto the...
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