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  1. TheZoneSucks

    Eagles' Michael Bennett indicted on felony charge, has warrant out for arrest

    His brother is just an assclown. Michael Bennett is just a straight up piece of shit. Maybe he can blame racism, or affluenza.
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    New here

    Welcome! Here at DCU we have an introduction video that should help you prepare for what to expect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLr596eqAG0 (hat tip: yim)
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    And you can be certain more records of shame will be accomplished in 2018. Hell, during that 3 game worst in Cowboys history stretch, the records were broke so fast that researchers needed several days to realize/research them all.
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    Cowboys and free agency

    Actually, the password is CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
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    It's the dog days of the off season and like the rest of you I am bored so.....

    I was one pissed off 4th grader when they lost to the Rams in the playoffs the following year.
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    Cowboys and free agency

    From what I have read on other sites, the Cowboys are the only team that hasn't signed a free agent from another team. We also have the least number of players signed to our roster currently. And, Jerry Jones is on vacation in the Bahamas which the "but they have telecommunications in the...
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    Cowboys and free agency

    It gets even better. There was a thread by one of the top fucktards named blindFaith that was attempting an "in your face haters" thread by listing the top ten rankings for regular season wins claiming the Cowboys were 6th. Problem was that the article was old, and we are actually ranked 10th...
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    Our GM Decided to go on Vacation for Free Agency

    I would concede the point if you could just name me one other NFL GM that is currently on vacation. Otherwise, you sound like the homers at CZ who will gobble up any old shit sandwich that Jerry feeds them.
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    Cowboys and free agency

    I do think Watkins was thinking "Oooh, I don't want to go to Dallas". I have no doubt that was the deciding factor. Smart players would do well to stay the hell away from the Dallas Clown Shoes unless they are in the twilight of their careers, and want to be overpaid.
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    Our GM Decided to go on Vacation for Free Agency

    Did any other GM in the league have a personal family scheduling conflict with the first week of free agency? Was any other GM in the league in the Bahamas the first week of free agency? Can you list any other time in your own history of following the NFL that a GM not named Jerry Jones was on...
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    Our GM Decided to go on Vacation for Free Agency

    I mean this both metaphorically, and, amazingly enough, for real. 974849488673222662 :picardfacepalm Like I said, we have a LARPer pretending to be a GM, but apparently gives zero fucks about even doing a good job pretending to be a GM.
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    It’s time to move on from Dez

    Oh, hey guys look! It's another of those "well, who ya gonna git" morons that thinks there is nobody else on planet earth that can come in here and equal Dez's pedestrian numbers for a lot less money. Stop being a pussy when it comes to change. Funny how the Patriots never have this problem.
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    FOX trying to hire Witten for Thur Night Football

    Take the offer Old Man Witten. Love the guy for what he contributed, and there is no doubt he is both the best TE in Cowboys history as well as a first ballot HoFamer, but he's a progress stopper at this point.
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    DMN: Why the Cowboys need to start wheeling and dealing right now

    In fairness, they do sign free agents... bottom of the barrel scrubs who often get cut mid season, but free agents nonetheless.
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    DMN: Why the Cowboys need to start wheeling and dealing right now

    The only logical move with Bryant is to cut him June 1st. All other plans are blinded by homerism, and don't have the franchise's best interests in mind.
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    DMN: Why the Cowboys need to start wheeling and dealing right now

    Not going to happen because Jerry has mailed it in, and has zero fucks to give. Would you be embarrassed with that stadium?
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    2018 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Roster Moves

    Hopefully, his future is not here. Get rid of the last of the zero picks EVER Legion of Boobs.
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    Cuts, signings, trades and more from around the league

    They have professional, full-time GMs while we have a part-time LARPer at GM who, even after more than two decades, is a rank amateur making the same mistakes he's always made. Neither the Rams nor Eagles GM is concerned with promoting the next concert or boxing match. Both are on the job 24/7...
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    It’s time to move on from Dez

    Dez Bryant Lashes Out On Social Media - NBC 5 Dallas-Fort Worth Just get rid of this spoiled brat in a man's body already. The idiot just can't handle criticism. He's got the mind of an 8 year old. He's not an RKG. He's also a low grade moron. Tired of a roster populated with morons. Forget...
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    2018 Dallas Cowboys Offseason Roster Moves

    Being cap strapped is a natural result of winning a bunch of championships recently... oh wait..
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