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  1. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
  2. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    Damn. I get pissed off when the Census taker shows up every few years. I'd turn into the incredible Hulk with a BBC goon if that were to take place over here.
  3. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    It's a trap. The moment I allow even the merest glimmer of hope for the Cowboys to invade my currently dark soul is the moment the Benny Hill theme starts playing.
  4. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    Does the BBC still send its goons out to try and extract license fees from people watching TV? I've seen a bunch of youtube videos on that subject. You Brits are the only ones who can sound polite while cussing somebody out.
  5. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    The no TD streak finally ends.
  6. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    12 straight quarters without an offensive TD, and counting.
  7. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    Shit, the Panthers are starting to break out Harlem Globetrotter stuff on us now that they know they got this. I expect a bucket of confetti and a ball with snap back elastic on it coming up.
  8. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    EL OH EL
  9. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    That audible fooled exactly nobody.
  10. TheZoneSucks

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Add to that a current streak of 11 (soon to be 12) straight quarters without an offensive TD, AND the first half was a net ZERO yards (60 positive yards and 60 penalty yards). It's a veritable tour de force!
  11. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    Well, at least we crossed midfield that drive. It's the little things in life...
  12. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    Also, we had a net zero yards in the first half. 60 yards from scrimmage negated by 60 yards of penalties. That might be a new record of shame.
  13. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    Nice sack Collins (no homo).
  14. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    As expected the Panthers are ripping off chunks of yardage on their opening drive of the second half. Got to keep that Cowboys tradition of letting an opponent score right before the half, and right after.
  15. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    The Cowboys offense currently has an 11 quarter streak of no touchdowns scored dating back to last season.
  16. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    Well, at least we now play into one of our greatest strengths of the Garrett era - halftime adjustments.
  17. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    Sean Lee has whiffed on a few so far.
  18. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    And now a VERY STUPID procedure penalty on the special teams to complete the tri-fecta of suck.
  19. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    L o L Two of our first four drives netted negative yards. One of the remaining two was a zero yards gained drive. So that means we've only had one positive yardage drive of our first four. Pretty damn weak even by our standards.
  20. TheZoneSucks

    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    7-0 nothing Carolina, and that might be all they need. Dallas has practically no offense so far.
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