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    Yahoo.com 2014 Power Rankings....

    :lol we're worse than Houston.
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    PETA: Joe Namath’s Super Bowl coat an ‘embarrassment’

    It was only a matter of time. I reccomend the Penn & teller Bullshit episode about PETA. It's pretty great.
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    Goodell is really trying to f the NFL up

    When Jon sees planes flying overhead, he grabs his pappy's shotgun and tries to take down the metal dragon.
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    NFL Important NFL Dates 2014

    No, we'd give up way more points.
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    Seahawks fans name baby 'Cyndee Leigh 12th Mann'

    Cydnee sounds like a fat girl's name
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    NFL Important NFL Dates 2014

    How much time does it take to put this stuff together, OP? It's appreciated, considering we know you probably have many ornery shitters to deal with at the apartment complex.
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    NFL Important NFL Dates 2014

    Two months of hot combine action. I can't wait!
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    NFL Important NFL Dates 2014

    You forgot to mention the day AFTER the draft, where Dallas fans scratch their heads trying to figure out why we took a corner from East Saginaw Valley Jesuit in the 3rd round.
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    Vikes hire Zimmer as HC, maybe bring Norv as OC

    I always liked Zimmer. Got a bad wrap from the fans. Those same fans would take him in a heart beat to run our defense now, I'd wager. Well, except middy, on account of their seedy past together.
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    Judge Rejects Preliminary Approval of Retired Players v NFL Settlement

    I'm just waiting for the XFL to come back. GO OUTLAWZ!!!!
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    Danny gets his man...

    You had me until dbair's humor. I'd rather lick Hostile's asshole after a particularly epic dump than listen to David tell jokes.
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    Danny gets his man...

    Wait, still prolly better than The Ginger.
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    Danny gets his man...

    lulz, what a shitty hire.
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    Punter Chris Kluwe: I was an NFL player until I was fired by 2 cowards and a bigot

    I follow Kluwe on the Twittyer. Pretty intelligent dude.
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    Adrian Peterson rips Ravens fans

    Ouch. And after I voted you forum MVP.
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