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  1. TheZoneSucks

    Dallas local TV ratings should make the rest of the NFL nervous

    Small price to pay for that kind of talent.
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    One tard got arrogant asking what the Giants had to be confident about. Ummm... their opponent is the Cowboys? Even the Browns would have reason to be confident against Dallas right now. Also, hey Jerry! That graph... YOU built that. Swallow that with your next shot of Johnny Walker.
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    Dallas local TV ratings should make the rest of the NFL nervous

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YJ53eFzBmM
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    Your takes on Dak..

    That video is an excellent breakdown of Dak's problems right now with the biggest being an inability to read the defense. He seems to have a particular blind spot for when Beasely beats various coverages, and is wide open such as the missed 90 yard walk in, or the immediate dump off against...
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    Your takes on Dak..

    If Dak plays poorly enough to get this coaching staff shit-canned I will forever consider him a hero to this organization even if he fades away, and is never heard from again once the next staff takes over.
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    It's another one of those 140+ QB rating and 500 yards passing, and still lose. Has happened maybe 5 or 6 times last time I checked, and 3 were Tony Romo, with also being the only one in the playoffs to pull this off. Not sure if I have that exactly correct, and I'm pretty sure it's buried on a...
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    It’s time to move on from Dez

    I'm surprised Dez didn't include his Rock n' Roll Fantasy while he was at it.
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    2018 Cowboys season prediction thread

    Here's another prediction for this season - when the offense finally has a decent game the defense will fall apart at that exact same time.
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    Who Ya Got? Week 2 - New York Giants vs Dallas Cowboys

    I DO think they are as bad as they showed last week, because they have showed that same level of fail in 6 out of the last 9 games. It's their identity - the team that can't score in a high scoring era.
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    5 thoughts from Cowboys' season-opening loss at Carolina

    One game... yeah, right. It has been 23 years. Take your mouth off Jerry's balls.
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    Who Ya Got? Week 2 - New York Giants vs Dallas Cowboys

    Giants 24 Cowboys 9 Cowboys extend their historic offensive ineptitude streak by once again failing to score 10 points.
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    Pitchforks and Torches

    Changes nothing. I wouldn't kick hot lesbians out of bed if they got man-curious for one night.
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    Pitchforks and Torches

    When I was in high school I wanted to touch her "there".
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    5 thoughts from Cowboys' season-opening loss at Carolina

    My inner monologue provided the voice and intensity of Sgt. Hartman as I read this to myself. Well done.
  15. TheZoneSucks

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    It is especially since this is the era of high octane passing offense. Even the expansion era Cowboys consistently scored more points than that over any given 9 game stretch, and that was a much more difficult era for offenses in the NFL.
  16. TheZoneSucks

    Pitchforks and Torches

    He mad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCMb4MmvMGY There's three types of Cowboys fans now: 1) The pissed off. 2) The apathetic. 3) The cultist. Shango is in Group 1, I'm in Group 2, and Idgit would be an example of group 3. The cultist will happily eat any shit sandwich given to them by...
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    Day After Thoughts- Dumpster Fire Week One

    This is the main thing for me with Garrett. How is it that he cannot learn from the past? Even a person of low intelligence can recognize patterns, and take steps to counter them. That's really the difference in low versus high intelligence in most cases is the speed with which patterns are...
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    NEW RECORD OF SHAME ALERT! Only one game into the season, and the hits are already coming! The Cowboys have failed to score 13 points in 6 of the last 9 games, an all time Cowboys worst stretch. The previous worst was the 1989 team that had a stretch of 5 out of 9 games failing to score 13 points.
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    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    I think it needs a total clean out. Blow it up, and start over from square one. There might be a few guys to survive like the 7 or 8 that survived Jimmy's purge of Landry's final roster, but that is it, and I can't even think of one right now besides Martin. Seriously. There is nobody else on...
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    2018 NFL Week #1 Gameday Thread: Dallas Cowboys (0-0) @ Carolina Panthers (0-0)

    We got Mike White. Just wait a couple of years for the legend to begin.
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