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  1. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Just the way he started.
  2. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    Ever the robot indeed. The Bob Backlund of coaching without the championships.
  3. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    I'll take it all the same. But yeah, he should be fired.
  4. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    A 4,000+ yard QB, a 1,000+ yard RB, and two 1,000+ WRs... and you still couldn't make the playoffs. Another dubious record of distinction by the Clapper.
  5. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    Charlie Brown's Christmas tree had more branches than Garrett.
  6. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Rowdy and Howdy Doo Dee 2.0?
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    Redemption for us when Garrett Gone

    Beat the man in front you. Let the other team be flexible. We're going to FIGHT, SCRATCH, CLAW, BITE, SPIT, KICK, SCREAM, AND CATERWAULER! Just a sidenote, I always thought scratching and clawing were the same thing? If you claw someone, aren't you scratching them and vice versa? Not...
  8. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Say what you will about Jerry, one thing that can't be denied is that he gave Garrett EVERY opportunity to succeed. Cowboys had better teams talent-wise under Garrett, than the Eagles' team that won the Super Bowl a couple of years ago. Garrett simply couldn't do shit with. Still waiting to see...
  9. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    No. He's not going to fire him period, even after the season. No need to; his contract will be up.
  10. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Week 13: Buffalo at Dallas

    Take heart. This may be Garret's swan song.
  11. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Week 13: Buffalo at Dallas

    First Taco and now Beasley: players that were marginal while with the Cowboys, then go to another team and have monster game against the Cowboys.
  12. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Report: Giants emerge as legitimate landing spot if Cowboys fire Jason Garrett

    Those basement teams do not have the talent the Cowboys have, so by adding Garrett, they wouldn't be an 8-8 team, but worse still.
  13. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    I hope the Cowboys sweep the division and then lose the division. That would have to be a first.
  14. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    You just have to laugh at these things because they pretty much write themselves. Man if I had the money, I would buy/rent a digital billboard and put up all these stats.
  15. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Week 10: Minnesota Vikings vs. Dallas Cowboys

    Why does he even do that? I think it's assumed that you'll go for 1 as the PAT, otherwise you specify 2 pt. conversion.
  16. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    *le sigh* That red fuck always manages to pull a rabbit out of his hat; this time will be no different. I'm almost at the point that I really don't care if he stays or go anymore. If he stays; then I'm gone for good. Won't root for another team, I'll just not care and find other things to do.
  17. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Jason Garrett is undefeated during the bye week. That's something, right?
  18. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    WEEK 4 Cowboys at New Orleans Saints

    How does one come up from under Jimmy Johnson, Sean Payton, Nick Saban, and almost every off-season picking the brain of Belicek, and yet come away with this passive playcalling shit? He did this shit last week against the Dolphins but for one half. Now he did it for an entire game, and you see...
  19. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    WEEK 4 Cowboys at New Orleans Saints

    Well it's the only logical and likely explanation. And it was a prime time game --- all eyes on the Cowboys.
  20. LAZARUS_LOGAN

    WEEK 4 Cowboys at New Orleans Saints

    I've since learned not to eat the cheese on this team, as long as Garrett is the HC. This asshole will snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory.
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