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  1. SixisBetter

    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    They are enablers. They ask him about this year's training camp motto and how cool it is too have "The Star" as an indoor practice facility instead of " Why do you suck so much?"
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    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    Seems foolish in light of the motherfuckers we drafted later.
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    The Jerry Jones deathwatch thread

    Had to try to correct the fact that a HOF WR who grew up a Cowboy fan was RIGHT FUCKIN THERE in the 98 draft and we picked a "war daddy". I mean Ellis was a great player, but seriously. Football Gods were laughing their asses off that day.
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    Hill: Cowboys benched Amari Cooper for poor performance

    QFTFT
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    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    Sometimes we need a tits like this to remind us motorboat all of the stuff that boobs this time of year. BRB.
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    Running list of Jason Garrett embarrassing records and stats

    Well, at least we'll be able to just edit our "WHAT IS THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT DOING?" posts from this year and repost them as needed.
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    Redemption for us when Garrett Gone

    Garrett will be busy coaching the worst team in 6 man HS football.* * Will be the worst team after the hiring.
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    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    Thank you all for watching this week's episode of "We get paid no matter what, so fuck you."
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    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    Dallas coaching staff texting their families the code word for " GTFO" right about now.
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    Cuts, signings, trades and more from around the league

    Agreed. A thorn in our side, sure, but I do respect a guy who shows up and does his job and does it well. A rarity in that franchise.
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    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    Buffalo and New England playing a pretty good defensive game that's being overshadowed by Mike Tirico and Kurt Warner verbally fellating Brady or anyone on the Pats. Brady ain't gonna fuck you Mike, calm down.
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    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    Well, after being slobbered all game by Rich Eisen & co. , Winston throws his 4th pick. Game over.
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    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    Watching the Texans/ Bucs game and I'm pretty sure whoever the analyst is works for Winston's agent and now the halftime guys are slobbering all over Winston. Hilarious.
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    What are your favorite songs at the moment ?

    I like " Cajun Baby" pretty well, too. Also, Rowdy by him is a great country rock album.
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    Week 16: Cowboys at Eagles

    This team reminds me more of the '08 Cardinals than the Giants.
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    Like Fun, Only Different...

    Wait, are you saying that wasn't Jerry Jones under that helmet?
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    THE Antonio Brown thread

    Antonio Brown now saying he's the " Greatest 6th round pick ever", completely forgetting about Greg Hardy.
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    Cowboys to sign former Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith

    Didn't LVE have a similar or the same injury in college? Seems like I remember something about that being the reason for the neck collar he wears.
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    Redemption for us when Garrett Gone

    Eh, all that "visiting big time coaches" was never anything but a dog and pony show.
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    NFL Week 15: Los Angeles Rams vs. Dallas Cowboys

    I mean two plus decades of horrible salary cap mismanagement, questionable free agent signings, draft picks by dartboard, a GM who can't be fired, a coach who can't read a fucking clock, thinking you don't need great safety play to play Tampa two, playing the fucking Tampa two in 2019, who would...
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