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We're set at WR, but just to be on the safe side Jerry should be bound and gagged and locked in a broom cupboard.... 1990902351125721573

Of course he would. Offense sells tickets, gets media attention and clicks. Jerry the media whore is fully aware of this.

We could re-sign Pickens. It would be difficult, but there's always a way. Over The Cap has our 2026 cap situation as the worst in the entire NFL after the recent trade acquisitions... Some big savings will have to be made. Lots of contract restructures will be made to push yet more money...

10-6-1 would definitely qualify for the playoffs imo. Small chance 9-7-1 does too. So there is still margin for error, but not much. Anyway, I'm not eating the playoffs cheese until I've seen us win 2 games in a row.

Speaking of awful officiating, how we gonna beat the Raiders tonight without our co-MVP's from 8 years ago - Gene Steratore and his folded index card?...

It's never too late to start learning. Let's begin with the basics...

30 years ago this week...

Eddie LeBaron. Didn't win a lot, but by most accounts he made the Cowboys entertaining to watch in those formative years. Kind of the Kyler Murray of his day...

The Raiders gave the Broncos a much tougher game than we did. Since then Jerry's gone shopping and got some better ingredients on defense. It's still Chef Eberflus cooking the meal though, so I'm not sure what difference it will make. Add to that, I don't think we're a good road team, and add to...

Current projection has us nearly $37M over the cap for 2026. Now I'm sure Cap Boy Spawn can get creative and move some money around to get us under, but we most certainly don't have 'a ton of cap space'...

Heard an astonishing stat earlier today. The Cardinals' all-time record on the road in MNF is 4-7. They are 4-0 when they visit Dallas, and 0-7 versus the rest of the NFL.

Here's a gold nugget of Bob Hayes related trivia for you all. Hayes was selected by the Cowboys in the 7th round (88th overall) in the 1964 NFL Draft. But look who the Lions selected out of Wichita State with the very next pick... ...none other than The Big Tuna himself, future Cowboys HC...

Feel bad for him already. He must've done something really bad in a previous life to end up on the NY Jest and the Dallas Cowboys.

Poor guy's in for a major disappointment.

Bored of the bye week?... Bored of Jones & Spawn running this once respected franchise into obscurity?... Well...here's some Bob Hayes highlights to perk you up...