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Only 5 weeks in, and they are done. Stick a fork in them. There is absolutely no way with this coaching staff that they will win more than 6 or 7 games and most likely they will struggle to win 4 or 5.
BB hates me saying I've been a fan since 1975, but in all those years I have never seen a more embarrassing loss than last night. Some certainly warrant consideration (games like Buffalo 1984 and the first game the Texans ever played in 2002) but nothing compares to this. 0-4 team, at home, starting an undrafted rookie free agent at QB and the guy is making his 2nd start ever. Ending line was Dallas by 8 1/2 to 9 1/2.
1) The coaching staff of this team, particularly the HC, DC and ST leaders are the absolute worst in the NFL, and nobody comes close. Schottenheimer, Parker and Sorensen represent everything that has been wrong with Jerry's thought process for 30 years. He's acquired the worst of the worst and "hopes" they work out. Three decades plus has been wasted with many rosters talented enough to do more, but they never do. Coaching matters and its something this senile old fuck and his Spawn dipshit kid have still not figured out. And they never will.
2) Schottenheimer coached another putrid game. Team of fleas wasn't motivated to bite a dogs ass. They looked painfully slow and disinterested, other than maybe for the opening drive offensively. Then made another monumentally stupid fuck decision to go for two when down by 14 at home. No amount of thought process to "rationalize" this with bullshit analytics make any sense. Two point conversion rates are far lower than kicking the PAT, if they weren't then everyone would go for 2 every fucking time. This guy is an utter fucking moron.
3) Christian Parker is an epic level flop as a DC, there's nothing else that needs to be seen. Incompetent and uncreative. The team is overthinking and you can tell because of how slow they move around, even guys we know are quality athletes. The pass rush is nonexistent and he does nothing to "create" any. The pass coverages are as soft as a babies asses. The run defense is even worse than last yr despite a commitment to getting bigger and more physical up front. Classic Parker defense example, 3rd and 21 late in the game. No pass rush at all and guy WIDE FUCKING open 20+ yards downfield for an easy conversion. Clown HC and Dipshit GM have already stated no changes are coming. They wont even go outside the building to try and bring in someone to help this bum. The season is lost in large part because the defense is a catastrophic failure.
4) Prescott was really bad for almost the entire game last night. Made poor reads and threw the ball even worse. Multiple ducks that had no chance. Missed a gimmee TD to 88 for the 2nd straight game, although this time he tried to throw it there and the pass came up woefully short and was nearly picked off. His best play of the night was a throw that probably shouldnt have been made to begin with, but Flournoy bailed him with a sensational grab between two guys. Numerous throws sailed over heads or into the ground. Several receivers got jacked up. He's good for two or three of these absolute clunker games every single year. Take the names off of them and ask somebody who wasnt a fan to watch and decide who the UDFA rookie QB was and who was the 10+ yr veteran and I guarantee you 90% or more would have picked Daniels as the established vet.
5) As bad as Prescott was, some of his good throws were bad drops by the likes of Turd Ferguson, waste of roster spot Mingo and Flournoy (who is usually reliable, so I can forgive him). Ferguson and Flournoy brick handed two balls into interceptions, which cost us points.
6) They have 4 or 5 players who should be dumped asap. Steele is horrendous at RT and he is a complete turnstile/whiff machine. Jake Ferguson might be the worst starting TE in the league now. His games consist of drops, fumbles and pure comedy of errors blocking efforts. Daron Bland is completely washed up and when the UDFA rookie QB gifted him a potential game tying pick 6, Bland fucking dropped it. Bland's game had a host of coverage gaffes and just fell over himself on a long bomb for a huge play. Malik Hooker, like Ferguson, Steele and Bland might be the worst starter in the league at his position. Hooker was constantly out of place and even when he did notice what was happening, was too damn slow to actually do anything about it. Yet not only are these guys still here, they play almost every down. All 4 of these players were handed horrendous contract extensions. I have no doubt any well run team would at least bench these guys, but we wont.
7) Special teams contributed their usual weekly fuckups. Bad fumble by Turpin on a kickoff and a holding call on a punt that wasnt even returned, costing us great field position inside Texans territory (and of course we didnt score on the drive either).
8) Tampa had the ball for nearly 40 minutes of the game. Ran for 241 yards (3 of their other 4 games this yr they failed to total 98 yards, they had about 140 last week but was in large part due to QB scrambles). They had 24 first downs and converted over 50% of their 3rd down attempts. We must have missed 20 or 30 tackles. And they did all this despite 14 accepted penalties, many of which were holding or pre snap calls on offense. Just a disgraceful effort by this pathetic team.
9) Best moment was definitely postgame, with an unnamed person (believed to be a stadium employee) telling Prescott as he went through the tunnel "embarrassing". Prescott got all huffy puffy mad like, but the guy was 100% correct. It was a complete dumpster fire effort and performance.
I really have no interest in seeing this bullshit anymore and will make zero effort to see games if I have other plans. It's lather, rinse, repeat every year under this clown ownership. They don't care about what the results are so I don't know why we should be expected to either. I've always liked doing these post game write ups but it's getting to be tiresome and I'm unable to come up with any new descriptions of what we all see every week. It's the fucking same awful garbage every game and every season. The answer to fix it is obvious, but the drunk retard owner and his fucktard Spawn just refuse to see the forest for the trees. Fuck this team.
BB hates me saying I've been a fan since 1975, but in all those years I have never seen a more embarrassing loss than last night. Some certainly warrant consideration (games like Buffalo 1984 and the first game the Texans ever played in 2002) but nothing compares to this. 0-4 team, at home, starting an undrafted rookie free agent at QB and the guy is making his 2nd start ever. Ending line was Dallas by 8 1/2 to 9 1/2.
1) The coaching staff of this team, particularly the HC, DC and ST leaders are the absolute worst in the NFL, and nobody comes close. Schottenheimer, Parker and Sorensen represent everything that has been wrong with Jerry's thought process for 30 years. He's acquired the worst of the worst and "hopes" they work out. Three decades plus has been wasted with many rosters talented enough to do more, but they never do. Coaching matters and its something this senile old fuck and his Spawn dipshit kid have still not figured out. And they never will.
2) Schottenheimer coached another putrid game. Team of fleas wasn't motivated to bite a dogs ass. They looked painfully slow and disinterested, other than maybe for the opening drive offensively. Then made another monumentally stupid fuck decision to go for two when down by 14 at home. No amount of thought process to "rationalize" this with bullshit analytics make any sense. Two point conversion rates are far lower than kicking the PAT, if they weren't then everyone would go for 2 every fucking time. This guy is an utter fucking moron.
3) Christian Parker is an epic level flop as a DC, there's nothing else that needs to be seen. Incompetent and uncreative. The team is overthinking and you can tell because of how slow they move around, even guys we know are quality athletes. The pass rush is nonexistent and he does nothing to "create" any. The pass coverages are as soft as a babies asses. The run defense is even worse than last yr despite a commitment to getting bigger and more physical up front. Classic Parker defense example, 3rd and 21 late in the game. No pass rush at all and guy WIDE FUCKING open 20+ yards downfield for an easy conversion. Clown HC and Dipshit GM have already stated no changes are coming. They wont even go outside the building to try and bring in someone to help this bum. The season is lost in large part because the defense is a catastrophic failure.
4) Prescott was really bad for almost the entire game last night. Made poor reads and threw the ball even worse. Multiple ducks that had no chance. Missed a gimmee TD to 88 for the 2nd straight game, although this time he tried to throw it there and the pass came up woefully short and was nearly picked off. His best play of the night was a throw that probably shouldnt have been made to begin with, but Flournoy bailed him with a sensational grab between two guys. Numerous throws sailed over heads or into the ground. Several receivers got jacked up. He's good for two or three of these absolute clunker games every single year. Take the names off of them and ask somebody who wasnt a fan to watch and decide who the UDFA rookie QB was and who was the 10+ yr veteran and I guarantee you 90% or more would have picked Daniels as the established vet.
5) As bad as Prescott was, some of his good throws were bad drops by the likes of Turd Ferguson, waste of roster spot Mingo and Flournoy (who is usually reliable, so I can forgive him). Ferguson and Flournoy brick handed two balls into interceptions, which cost us points.
6) They have 4 or 5 players who should be dumped asap. Steele is horrendous at RT and he is a complete turnstile/whiff machine. Jake Ferguson might be the worst starting TE in the league now. His games consist of drops, fumbles and pure comedy of errors blocking efforts. Daron Bland is completely washed up and when the UDFA rookie QB gifted him a potential game tying pick 6, Bland fucking dropped it. Bland's game had a host of coverage gaffes and just fell over himself on a long bomb for a huge play. Malik Hooker, like Ferguson, Steele and Bland might be the worst starter in the league at his position. Hooker was constantly out of place and even when he did notice what was happening, was too damn slow to actually do anything about it. Yet not only are these guys still here, they play almost every down. All 4 of these players were handed horrendous contract extensions. I have no doubt any well run team would at least bench these guys, but we wont.
7) Special teams contributed their usual weekly fuckups. Bad fumble by Turpin on a kickoff and a holding call on a punt that wasnt even returned, costing us great field position inside Texans territory (and of course we didnt score on the drive either).
8) Tampa had the ball for nearly 40 minutes of the game. Ran for 241 yards (3 of their other 4 games this yr they failed to total 98 yards, they had about 140 last week but was in large part due to QB scrambles). They had 24 first downs and converted over 50% of their 3rd down attempts. We must have missed 20 or 30 tackles. And they did all this despite 14 accepted penalties, many of which were holding or pre snap calls on offense. Just a disgraceful effort by this pathetic team.
9) Best moment was definitely postgame, with an unnamed person (believed to be a stadium employee) telling Prescott as he went through the tunnel "embarrassing". Prescott got all huffy puffy mad like, but the guy was 100% correct. It was a complete dumpster fire effort and performance.
I really have no interest in seeing this bullshit anymore and will make zero effort to see games if I have other plans. It's lather, rinse, repeat every year under this clown ownership. They don't care about what the results are so I don't know why we should be expected to either. I've always liked doing these post game write ups but it's getting to be tiresome and I'm unable to come up with any new descriptions of what we all see every week. It's the fucking same awful garbage every game and every season. The answer to fix it is obvious, but the drunk retard owner and his fucktard Spawn just refuse to see the forest for the trees. Fuck this team.
